LOVE CHRISTMAS? ON the hunt for a temporary gig this year?
Look no further/
A UK branch of Tesco is hiring a Christmas Light Untangler this Christmas to help customers with untangling their lights.
This November, Tesco is launching the UK s first Christmas light untangling service in one of our Wrexham stores and is looking for an enthusiastic individual to fulfil the role of a Tesco Christmas Light Untangler to help customers prepare for the festive season.
Er, genius.
Responsibilities include managing the Christmas Lights Untangling stand, untangling Christmas lights in a neat and orderly fashion, and checking lights for broken bulbs.
So what qualities does the Christmas Light Untangler need to possess?
- Be passionate about Christmas. Okay, fair enough.
- Be able to untangle 3 metres of Christmas lights in under three minutes. Oh my God, that’s Olympic speed.
- Have the energy and drive to do your best and exceed expectations. Are you saying the Christmas Light Untangler should be aiming to untangle lights in 2:30?
- Be friendly, enthusiastic and approachable. Have a face that says “I love untangling Christmas lights and you don’t need to scared of me”.
- Have strong communications skills. “I am currently untangling your Christmas lights.”
- Be persistent and patient. *chases customer* PLEASE LET ME UNTANGLE YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
We think we know the man for the job…
