1. Actually finding a bargain in the minefield that is TK Maxx
2. Being told you have ‘strong, healthy hair’ by a hairdresser. The highest of compliments
3. Being told you got a ‘good colour’ on holidays
4. Paying for something with your Boots points
5. Boots 3 for 2s
6. Watching gals freezing in bare legs while you’re snug in your 60 deniers. The foresight!
7. Saying “Feck it, I’ll get a taxi”
8. Seeing a grand sturdy pair of winter boots on sale
9. Watching a train fill up from the comfort of your pre-booked seat
10. Opening a fancy new serum/moisturiser and feeling SURE it’s going to make you look like a newborn baby angel
11. Coming out of a years-deep creep of someone’s Instagram without accidentally liking a photo
12. Subtly passing tampons/pads to colleagues in need without anyone else in the office noticing. You’re practically Oceans Eleven
13. Correctly gauging the strength of your hangover/period cramps
14. Choosing the right jacket or coat for the weather outside
15. Getting away with using your student card in Topshop, even though you graduated three years ago
16. Saying “Feck the shower” and grabbing your dry shampoo
17. Remembering your Bags For Life and smugly whipping them out at the till
18. Remembering your Tesco clubcard and getting dem sweet points
19. Trying on your ASOS order and realising you won’t have to return anything
20. Competently flirting with a charming waiter/barman/sales assistant
