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10 things that need to STOP judging us

DON’T JUDGE ME.

1. Netflix

We pay €8.99 a month to enjoy your programming.

The least you can do is let us watch it in peace without reminding us that we’ve sitting on our holes for four hours.

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2. The telly

If we wanted someone to remind us of how shamefully lazy we are, we’d move back in with our Mam.

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3. All of your relatives

For reminding you that when they were your age they had a job, a house, four children, seven chickens, three tractors and not a toilet in the house.

WE KNOW, STOP JUDGING US.

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4. Autocorrect

From trying to steer us towards saying the word “ducking” to making us feel bad about being single, autocorrect is constantly questioning our life choices.

RUDE.

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5. Those fitness apps we installed in a fit of madness on January 2nd

I installed you and I can delete you just as quickly, you know.

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6. Facebook

I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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7. This extremely rude weighing scale

NO, YOU’RE GROSS.

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8. Antivirus software

How very DARE you?

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9. Every child under the age of 6

Stop pointing out our foibles to everyone!

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10. Cats

Eating grated cheese straight out of the packet? Drinking wine from a mug? Watching Cowboy Builders? Singing along badly to Hello?

Worry not — your cat will always be on hand to silently judge you. (Until you start giving him belly rubs, that is.)

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