Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

— Erica (@SCbchbum) October 3, 2013

Rich ppl leave a whole bowl of candy out on Halloween talking bout some "only take one! :)" imma take the candy, the bowl, and your door mat

— nelly! (@nellychillin) September 18, 2016

this year for my friends Halloween party i am dressing up as not going

— LA Turtle (@evan_breen) October 29, 2016

They should change the name "Halloween" to something scarier like "Someone Posted Something On Your Timeline".

— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) October 20, 2012

*opens door*
trick or treat?
"It's October 14th"
I'm dressed as a time traveller
*scraps dinner off plate into his bag*
"touché"

— brent (@murrman5) October 15, 2014

i was about to go as eleven for my school halloween thing but i've decided to go as will, because all i would have to do is not show up

— rin ! (@rinswatchingtv) September 23, 2016

Might crash a college Halloween party just to see Harambe making out with Barb from Stranger Things.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 26, 2016

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw

— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016

Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babadook vibe. pic.twitter.com/I2ROJBHkfB

— david sanchez (@gotham146) October 30, 2016