VODKA. SO CRUEL, so tempting, so delicious.
Just know, you’re not alone.
1. When you finally find the perfect vodka cocktail
My favorite drink is "Wow! There's alcohol in that? I'll be able to drink several of those".— sara (@SomthinBoutSara) July 20, 2014
Wake me when they find free-flowing vodka on Mars.— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 28, 2015
Vodka…deleting memories since…uhh…— Roger Bishop (@rogertheriter) August 13, 2013
4. Why do we even drink it, really?
My life: *drinks vodka* *gags* "ugh i hate vodka" *drinks vodka*— OSCAR WYLDE (@OMFGITSOSCAR) January 2, 2016
1. Vodka is made from potatoes.— caprice crane (@capricecrane) September 16, 2014
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for you.
4. You're welcome!
i keep some vodka in my friend's house and to differentiate it from their own drink they put a label on it.... pic.twitter.com/vwlD7Q2aBo— yung padawan (@wizardjess) March 4, 2016
vodka is tricky, cause 1 second you think you're a supreme heavyweight and its not effecting you, & the next you're chatting up a chair— Alcohol Problems (@AIcoholProbs) February 25, 2016
9. Thank God for small mercies
I'm sorry but I'd give anything to have a bottle of vodka in one hand and a coppers stamp on the other— Béibhinn Murphy (@BeibhinnMurphy) March 4, 2016
Story with when someone says they're an avid fan of vodka like they're a connoisseur and don't just drink €6 naggins of Huzzar— Tom Quinn (@TomQuinnno9) March 2, 2016
me: i dont know how to socialize— My Drunk Story (@TheDrunkStory) February 25, 2016
vodka: worry no more
13. That stomach works in mysterious ways
I can literally down vodka straight yet gag and feel physically sick drinking dissolved tablets— Ashleigh Keenan (@AshleighKeenan) August 24, 2015
Cant drink coke now without tasting vodka I think im tainted for life— vadazzled (@darrensmith1506) January 15, 2013
Dad: "Dju want anything when I'm down at the shop?"— LeSLAY (@ButterySpuds) December 26, 2015
Me: "Naggin of Vodka hahaha"
16. Yeah, he made you…
I blame the Dublin bus driver who made me "guzzle " my naggin of vodka before getting on the bus last night— Dylan (@DylanCasey96) December 24, 2015
Buying Smirnoff vodka in college seems like such a luxury, Tesco Imperial all the way— megan (@MeganGethin) December 3, 2015
Sext: show me the naggin then whisper "I'm rich in vodka"— MichaelNaghtenShanks (@MichaelNShanks) March 5, 2016
I will arise and go now and go to Dunnes and a naggin of vodka buy there— W. B. Yeats (@DailyYeats) December 11, 2015
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