My favorite drink is "Wow! There's alcohol in that? I'll be able to drink several of those".

— JudgeJudysPonyTail (@SomthinBoutSara) July 20, 2014

Wake me when they find free-flowing vodka on Mars.

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 28, 2015

Vodka…deleting memories since…uhh…

— Roger Bishop (@rogertheriter) August 13, 2013

My life: *drinks vodka* *gags* "ugh i hate vodka" *drinks vodka*

— oscarwylde (@OMFGITSOSCAR) January 2, 2016

1. Vodka is made from potatoes.
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for you.
4. You're welcome!

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) September 16, 2014

If they made #taco flavored #vodka I’d be dead in an hour.

— random thoughts シ (@blackfly013) December 4, 2015

Story with when someone says they're an avid fan of vodka like they're a connoisseur and don't just drink €6 naggins of Huzzar

— Tom Quinn (@hotline_quinn) March 2, 2016

me: i dont know how to socialize

vodka: worry no more

— My Drunk Story (@TheDrunkStory) February 25, 2016

I can literally down vodka straight yet gag and feel physically sick drinking dissolved tablets

— Ashleigh Keenan🌸 (@AshleighKeenan) August 24, 2015

Cant drink coke now without tasting vodka I think im tainted for life

— vadazzled (@darrensmith1506) January 15, 2013

Dad: "Dju want anything when I'm down at the shop?"
Me: "Naggin of Vodka hahaha"
Dad: pic.twitter.com/H6aGhWNXii

— Leslie (@LeslieHealyRae) December 26, 2015

I will arise and go now and go to Dunnes and a naggin of vodka buy there

— W. B. Yeats (@DailyYeats) December 11, 2015