Saturday 20 April, 2024

21 tweets everyone who loves wine will relate to

It’s National Drink Wine Day…!

HEY GUYS. IT’S National Drink Wine Day. Basically, if you don’t drink at least one glass of wine today, you’re a bad person.

You can relate to…

1. This very valid question

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2. Praise the grape

#Phonecallfromfather

Him: Grandma is asking when you last went to church.
Me: Yesterday sort of.
H:
Me:
H:
Me: Well I had some wine & bread
— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) January 26, 2016

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3. Cats + wine = the ultimate night in

If cats could drink wine I'd never feel alone.
— lauren caltagirone (@MrsRupertPupkin) April 11, 2013

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4. Have a question?

The answer is always a glass of wine. Sad: wine. Happy: wine. mad: wine. stressed: wine. Failed miserably on every midterm WINE BABY
— kels (@yeslekhierlihy) February 11, 2016

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5. Wine solves everything

Look, a wine for every mood 🍷🍷🍷#winewednesday pic.twitter.com/S3UoAIhnNJ
— Kimberly Toureiro (@KitchenSprout) January 6, 2016

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6. Even if it’s causing the issue

lets be honest. we both know i only put this im my basket to stop the wine bottles from clinking.
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) October 27, 2009

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7. We never need to see the menu

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8. Wine is magic

You can't make anyone shut up, but you can drink a bottle of wine and forget everything they said
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) March 17, 2015

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9. Regifting wine is a way of life

So much of being an adult is bringing a bottle of wine someone brought to your house to someone else's house
— emily axford (@eaxford) July 25, 2015

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10. Wine just won’t leave you alone

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11. Ignore the system

You had me at "wine is good for you." You lost me at "recommended serving size."
— Darla (@ddsmidt) January 22, 2016

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12. It’s the adult version of hot Seven Up

People who say 'laughter is the best medicine', have clearly never had wine!
— Ulti Khopadi (@UltiKhopadi) January 21, 2014

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13. The only problem is transporting the wine

Mams wine bag from dunnes was so heavy I had to drag it from the car to the alcohol press
— Erin Hart (@Erinhart96) April 23, 2015

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14. Viva la Wine

Drink wine because it's France somewhere.
— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) May 22, 2015

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15. Wine is EDUCATIONAL

All of my geography knowledge I learnt from studying wine. #truestory
— Catherine Whelan 💉x4😷 (@LadyOenotria) October 28, 2015

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16. Like we said, break convention

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Fill that glass up!

17. Or just down it

Flight attendant - I'm going to need to take your wine glass before landing.
Me - Not today, Satan. pic.twitter.com/EiFXao5Ep1
— Martha Followill (@MarthaKatee) January 14, 2016

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18. Wine lowers your blood pressure

OK, but I was gonna have it either way.

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19. What is the POINT

Guests: I brought you some non-alcoholic wine

Me: oh excellent *pours it down the sink without breaking eye contact*
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) November 27, 2014

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20. The lower in price, the better

Oh this $5 bottle of wine isn't that bad.
(Liver shrivels up, insides are slowly being pickled, goes blind, drunk texts ex)
this is fine.
— Beatriz🌻 (@wittwitbarista) January 15, 2016

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21. Basically, wine is the best

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21 tweets everyone who loves wine will relate to

1. This very valid question

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. Praise the grape

3. Cats + wine = the ultimate night in

4. Have a question?

5. Wine solves everything

6. Even if it’s causing the issue

7. We never need to see the menu

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

8. Wine is magic

9. Regifting wine is a way of life

10. Wine just won’t leave you alone

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. Ignore the system

12. It’s the adult version of hot Seven Up

13. The only problem is transporting the wine

14. Viva la Wine

15. Wine is EDUCATIONAL

16. Like we said, break convention

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We couldn't find this Tweet

17. Or just down it

18. Wine lowers your blood pressure

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We couldn't find this Tweet

19. What is the POINT

20. The lower in price, the better

21. Basically, wine is the best

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We couldn't find this Tweet

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‘Wine in a can’ for men exists, and no one is particularly impressed>

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