IF YOU SEE someone absolute horsing through some sugar-free cranberry juice, you’d do well to leave them be.
Urinary tract infections – or ‘UTIs’ as they’re cutely referred to, like some kind of CAO choice – is an infection in the urinary tract. Name says it all, really.
The symptoms of a UTI include:
- Pain or a burning sensation during urination
- Afrequent need to urinate
- Lower abdominal pain
If you’ve gotten one before, you won’t even need to read the above. You’ll know.
1. Refreshments will include Cystopurin and nothing else.
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2. What a way to start the week …
3. It’s not worth it.
4. Unfortunately not.
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5. Ouch.
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6. “The heat between them was akin to what she felt every time she went to the bathroom …”
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7. The ultimate punishment.
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8. It gets worse and worse.
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9. In fairness, there’s only so much water you can drink before you start losing the will to live.
10. Are we to take them as a compliment, them?
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11. The humble brag of the century
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Let’s end on this little ditty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which manages to hit the nail on the head when it comes to men and UTIs through the medium of song. Admirable.
