STAR BOOT SALE sure is a unique reality show format.
Basically, five ‘celebrities’ go to a car boot sale to sell off their old stuff. Yeah, seriously.
They are Tyger Drew Honey, Anne Widdecombe, Zoe Lyons, Bobby Davro, and our very own Vogue Williams.
Hey, we don’t decide what merits celebrity.
The idea is to make as much money as possible for their chosen charity, and the winner gets an extra grand thrown on their profits.
It was Vogue’s episode last night, and there she is, sporting a hun bun to beat all others
She initially said she was afraid she’d end up spending more than she’d earn, and we can identify.
She’s introduced as a model, TV presenter, and reality star, and is then immediately said to be off to a car boot sale in Buckinghamshire
Poetic.
Get that coin, Vogue!
“In my mind, I think it’s going to be like a festival sorta thing”
Vogue, your mind is not right.
Just before she heads into the wilderness she asks, “can I buy my own stuff?”
That might defeat the purpose, but deffo worth asking.
So what is she selling that she wants to buy so much?
Well, there’s a brand new GHD and curler, LOADS OF CLOTHES, and er, a massive mirror
She said it’s the first thing she bought for the first apartment she ever bought
IS THIS GENUINE FADE STREET MEMORABILIA?
She also is selling her Mission Survive tops, that she somehow robbed
They still smell, apparently.
“Do we have a limit on what we can bring down?”
Once her clothes rail is set up, it’s time to sell
Including some of Spencer’s gack shoes and hats.
So Vogue starts selling off designer sunglasses, shoes, coats, dresses, for all circa €30 quid.
But then someone picks up THIS
We can only assume it’s a genuine Chanel bag, and Vogue lets it go for TWENTY FIVE POUNDS.
I’m weeping.
Look at it this way, if she sold a fake Chanel bag for £25, she seriously ripped them off. If she sold a genuine bag, she gave them a saving of about three grand.
Her stall eventually goes to complete shit, a bit like Penneys during a sale on a Saturday afternoon
Vogue, not happy with her massive rate of sales, asks some lad to shout about her clothes offers.
He’s not delighted about the whole situation
But he does the job, this chap would do well on Moore Street.
Just as time was up, a little girl bought a SHITELOAD of clothes, and she gave it all to her for £20 because she was so young
Sound people don’t make money, Vogue.
But how did she do? Well, she’s currently in the lead on the celeb board.
Stay tuned to see how Tyger will get on, or not, y’know.
