JONAH FALCON IS famous for one reason. And that is the inhumanly large size of his undercarriage.
His manhood – reported to be 9.5 inches when resting, and 13.5 inches when excited – has propelled him to semi-notability with many media appearances.
And he’s now released a song about it. Called It’s Too Big, and featuring on-fire lyrical expositions like:
It might just be / The biggest in history / No ruler can measure / Your massive huge peepee.
For obvious reasons, this song is in no way suitable for work.
In case you were in any doubt, Jonah has a message for you: