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Water was found on Mars… and Ireland just couldn’t resist cracking this joke

Well done, everyone.

WELL, HAVE YOU heard the news…? NASA have confirmed that flowing water has been seen on Mars. What a time to be alive.

downloadap Source: Associated Press

Surely we would all spend the day pondering such a potentially ground-breaking discovery, reflecting on just how small and inconsequential we are in this planet, huge beyond all comprehension.

OR, OR, we could make jokes about Irish Water.

Us, please.

No. Let’s have them.

Nice one.

Socialist Party. Today the Socialist P Source: Sam Boal


Martians will NOT pay.

Yep, sorry mate.

But serious hats off to the Bankers Comedy Club, who used this joke back in 2013. Truly a pub ahead of their time.


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