SPIT ON US, Francis.
1. First off, pick a nice pocket square
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3. Where do you think Francis is off to on his little bike here?
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Provide you with outstanding service
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Bring joy and laughter to your mam's life while treating her to a cup of tea
Steal ya girl
4. What's your favourite thing about staying in a hotel?
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Sleeping in the comfy bed
Stealing mini pastries at breakfast
Room service
The residents bar
5. What's the correct way to hang the toilet roll?
6. What does Francis mean by this?
You tacky fuck
Get out of my sight
That's nice, on opposites day
You love your bling
7. What do you reckon is in his little rolly suitcase here?
Treats for everyone
Nice, warm, fluffy, daz-white towels
Copies of his book that he signed to give to charity
All the phone numbers he got last night
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You are 91% Francis Brennan!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. Maybe take up wearing glasses to complete the transformation?
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You are 40% Francis Brennan!
You could try a little harder to be honest. Maybe stop being so tacky.
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You are 62% Francis Brennan!
You're more Francis Brennan than you're not, but there's room to IMPROVE.
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You are 81% Francis Brennan!
You're more Francis Brennan than you're not, but there's room to IMPROVE.
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You are 100% Francis Brennan!
Omg, Francis, is that you? You glam bitch!