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12 unquestionably bleak New Year's resolutions

And you thought dry January was unappealing…
Jan 2nd 2015, 1:02 PM 24,018 9

HAPPY ‘ACTUAL START of New Year’s resolutions’ day. Everyone knows that New Year’s Day doesn’t count.

According to data taken from Twitter, the top resolution was to ‘work out’.

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But there have also been a few others knocking about. Others that are slightly more off the beaten track…

1. This stunning lifestyle change

Starbuck's new drink naming strategy fails miserably Source: MatHampson

2. The constant struggle for independence, realised

Just in case…

Source: Eric Farrell/YouTube

3. Reaching for the unreachable

There is no solid proof that this could not happen.

4. Finally doing what has been a long time coming

5. Breaking all social boundaries

advantage-card Source: theonlywayischelsea

6. :(

7. The downright impossible

Bleak because it’s NEVER going to happen.

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8. Something we can all get behind

Day 290 / 265 - In search of a title ( high contrast black and white ) Source: xJason.Rogersx

9. A tough one

10. But school SUCKS

11. Both are valid and important, to be fair

12. And finally, one for everyone in the audience

8 people who have already failed spectacularly at keeping a New Year’s resolution>

A tram driver made this huge New Year’s countdown horribly awkward>

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