# Bad Romance
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# Bad Romance
Ronaldo tells Real Madrid fans: Just stop whistling at me
The Portuguese forward starred in a convincing win over Atletico.
# Roses are Red
10 alternative Roses Are Red poems that are far funnier than the original
Roses are red, violets are blue, we can write poetry, how about you?
# Rejected Candy Hearts
8 realistic candy hearts that probably should have been in the packet
Who said romance was dead?
# Valentine's Day
5 of the oddest things you can actually do this Valentine's Day
Who said romance was dead?
# most romantic
If you live in Dublin you're one of the least romantic people in Ireland
Dubs spend less on Valentine’s Day goods than anyone else in the country, apparently.
# Bad Romance
New app will rescue you from bad dates
The app schedules fake emergency calls from family members, neighbours and your boss giving you an excuse to cut your terrible date short.
# Bad Romance
Lady Gaga abandons Indonesian gigs after security threat from Islamic group
The Islamic Defenders Front had threatened “chaos” if Gaga – described as “the Devil’s messenger” – came to perform.
# Work Can Wait
Gallery: Your worst ever dates, as told on Twitter
Ever been given your date’s eyebrow as a souvenir? Check out the world’s worst romantic encounters in 140 characters…
# Bad Romance
Some choice quotes from Kay Burley's debut novel
‘First Ladies’ isn’t a sizzling political thriller… but rather the tale of a ‘suave’ prime minister and the many women in his life.
