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13 wonderfully bizarre jokes written by children

Because you have to grow into your sense of humour.
Jan 1st 2015, 3:00 PM 41,645 27

KIDS. THEY SAY the darndest things.

The Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes is exactly what it says on the tin – a blog full of absolutely terrible jokes, written by children. The owner of the Tumblr is the moderator for a kids’ jokes website, and they say:

A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids…so I publish them here instead.

Thank god for that, because the site perfectly showcase kids’ marvellously off-the-wall sense of humour. We’ve trawled through the archives and selected some of the best submissions.

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ham Source: Wikimedia

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walkingstick Source: Flickr/ashraful

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sockpic Source: Wikimedia Commons

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oranges Source: Wikimedia

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eggdate Source: flickr/pietroizzo

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fishpic Source: Wikimedia

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chickentoilet Source: Flickr/dorkomatic

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bathroom Source: Flickr/goldyohio

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fart Source: Shutterstock

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comdom Source: Flickr/ro_buk

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afsh Source: Flickr/pardee

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poopemoji

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bamama Source: Flickr/charlesfred

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