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12 times Céline Dion was the human embodiment of 'big dick energy'

The power stances. The shoes. The suits.
Aug 3rd 2018, 9:01 PM 8,304 3

‘BIG DICK ENERGY’ is defined (by Urban Dictionary) as “confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated”.

It is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.”

Rest assured, Céline Dion has it in spades – especially since her style evolution last year.

1. She loves a patterned suit, so she does.

2. … And a statement shoe.

3. Yellow is SO her colour.

That is a power stance if I ever saw one.

4. “Catch flights, not feelings.”

5. “Trust no one, not even yourself.”

6. A perspex heel is perfect for stomping on them haters.

7. The fact that she posed and made someone take this photo is the definition of BDE.

8. “I’m sorry, the old Celine can’t come to the phone right now …”

...I'm so sorry @vancityreynolds ... I know you said this is #Deadpool2, not Titanic....and to "just phone it in". It's not my fault...blame it on @steveaoki ... he did the re-mix. I hope you're not mad at me Spiderman! - Céline xx... . Ashes is Number 1 on Dance Club Songs Chart 👉🏼 Link in bio . …Je suis désolée #RyanReynolds… Tu me l’avais bien dit, c’est #Deadpool2, pas le Titanic… "just phone it in"… Ce n’est pas ma faute... c’est #SteveAoki qui a fait le remix. J’espère que tu ne m’en veux pas, Spiderman! - Céline xx... . Ashes est numéro 1 au palmarès des chansons Dance 👉🏼 Lien dans la bio . Cc. @billboarddance @djriddler . #Ashes #number1 #Danceclubsongschart . 📸 : Mondo Wang

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Again, can we talk about the shoes? We need to talk about the shoes.

9. I dare you to cross a woman that just “invents yoga poses” while wearing heels.

10. Wow, I can’t believe Celine Dion invented putting your hand on your hip as a paparazzi pose!

France: Celine Dion leaves her hotel in Paris Source: SIPA USA/PA Images

Impactful.

11. “What? This old thing?”

France: Celine Dion leaves her hotel in Paris Source: SIPA USA/PA Images

12. Can I propose a Sex And The City reboot where Carrie is recast and Celine Dion plays her?

Christian Dior Presentation - Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week 2017 Source: Hahn Lionel/ABACA

12. There are no words.

France: Canadian singer Celine Dion leaves her hotel in Paris Source: SIPA USA/PA Images

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