Thursday 4 March, 2021
It’s not as juicy as you’d think.
All the dirt from the Oscars.
But we already know what it looks like.
Apparently, you don’t joke about ISIS.
Was Lupita Nyong’o's dress comfortable though? That was the question.
Can’t take them anywhere.
It was inevitable. We all know it was.
We seem to have the same unconventional desires as everyone else, as Fifty Shades records massive box office takings.
“Does Jamie Dornan ever blink?”
Look, it’s just a fact.
Because it’s SO DAMN AWKWARD.
What’s out, and what’s in. So to speak.
The Down man has revealed all.
That Jamie Dornan, eh? He’s a dirty one.
It doesn’t reveal much, but enough, if you get our drift.
And we get to the bottom of the Cumberbatch/Melanie Griffith’s daughter rumours.
But producers are standing by their decision.
