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# Disneyland

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# mickey mouse club
'Man Utd are like an adult version of Disneyland!' - Klopp reveals crazy Red Devils approach
The German turned down the chance to replace David Moyes at Old Trafford after finding the club’s pitch “a bit unsexy”.
# whosits and whatsits
8 Instagram accounts to follow if you love, love, *love* Disney
Only hardcore fans need apply.
# Vega City
Whatever happened to... A giant Disneyland-style theme park in north Dublin?
The development would have been the biggest ever in Ireland – even including a monorail.
# It's A Small World
A new Disneyland has opened in Shanghai
The park is a $5.5 billion (€4.9 billion) investment in promoting tourism and other service industries in China.
# not even a hint
This photo of Taylor Swift's bodyguard having zero craic on a rollercoaster is brilliant
What a pro.
# travel restrictions
US stops British Muslim family from boarding flight for Disneyland trip
The family have been given no explanation and will not be refunded for their £9,000 trip.
# happiest place on earth
WATCH: The trailer for Banksy's Dismaland has arrived
“Where the magic never ends. For five weeks only.”
# a new hope
Here's why Star Wars is trending in Ireland this morning
Come to the dark side, we have better lightsabers.
# micronations
What do you mean you haven't heard of Slabovia, Westarctica and Vikesland?
Their leaders are meeting today.
# Make a wish
Little girl with cancer finds out she's going to Disneyland in the cutest way possible
Her best friend got to do the honours, and it’ll warm your heart.
# Tiger's tale
Search steps up for tiger on the loose near Disneyland Paris
Police guarded the entrance to schools as children arrived this morning.
# Best of Enemies
Opinion: Irrelevant Keane and Ferguson should find dignity in silence
The ex-United duo have been trading digs for a number of years now.
# Interview
Roy Keane: ‘Man United is like Disneyland – ‘f**king Mickey Mouses running everywhere’
“It’s almost like a Mafia situation – ‘You’re one of us – don’t ‘f**king say anything bad
# fairy godmother
The magic (or income) is gone at Disneyland Paris and it's getting a bailout
It’s been an up and down ride for the park since it opened in 1992
# Skipper
Justin Bieber accused of using a wheelchair to skip lines in Disneyland
What will he do next?
# elastigirl
Elastigirl's face falls off during mortifying Disneyland entrance
Not so incredible NOW.
# mickey pop
Disney's Irish followers will find their latest tweet absolutely filthy
# world of celebs
Is Taylor Swift going out with the guy who owns Snapchat? It's the Dredge
He’s only 23! That and all the rest of the day’s celebrity filth.
# Meh
WATCH: Grumpy cat meets grumpy the dwarf
She’s not impressed with the ‘happiest place on earth’.
# Disneybland
11 reasons Mosney and Rainbow Rapids were better than Disneyland
Irish kids didn’t need Mickey Mouse.
# owned
Evil Queen at Disneyland gives best reply ever to little girl
This woman needs a pay rise, stat.
# It's A Small World
VIDEO: Here's what Disneyland looked like in 1955
‘The happiest place on Earth’ opened its doors for the first time that year.
# whoops
Toy soldier loses the head at Disneyland
Quite literally.
# now that's romance
Mariah Carey dressed up like a princess and renewed her vows at Disneyland
Of course she did. It all happened last night.
# club 33
PICS: Inside Disneyland's super-exclusive $10k-a-year members' club
This one ain’t targeting the kids: it’s got a licence to sell alcohol.
# need to know
The Evening with added Disneyland and Mila Kunis
Here are the things we learned, loved and shared today.
# Disneyland
Four injured in Disneyland Paris steam train accident
A pregnant woman and a 13-year-old girl were among those to receive minor injuries in the incident.
# Disney
Disney profits surge with a little help from The Avengers
Studio successes and theme park rejuvenation see Disney profits surge to $414 million.
# Sibling rivalry
North Korea will fail, says Kim Jong-il's OTHER son
No, not the son who was recently appointed Great Leader – the one who was exiled after trying to sneak into Disneyland.