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Dublin: 13 °C Tuesday 14 July, 2020

Things are KICKING OFF in Dundalk

Oh Christ, not again.

DUNDALK IS SEEING some serious events and news and history being made and stuff this week.

RE Stephen Kenny, Dundalk FC manager, leaving his clothing in cafes:


Jesus, no. Not now. HAVE. MERCY. LAWD.

You may remember Kenny left his jumper in Panama Coffee in Dundalk last year. Well, as the Dundalk Democrat have reported, it’s happened again and this time it’s serious.

The Democrat can reveal that the popular, league winning manager has once again left an item of clothing behind him in Panama Coffee, but this time, crucially it’s his coat.

Panama manager Stephen Egan said he notified Kenny of the tragic mistake, and he sent someone to ‘pick it up’ after noticing this plea.

apan Source: Panama Coffee

It’s too much. Imagine the chain of mild inconvenience he caused. Call a national day of mourning, somebody. Anybody.


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