# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 1 June, 2017
# Molton Brown
# Molton Brown
“THE VISITORS ARE HERE IN EIGHT HOURS HAVE YOU HOOVERED THE GARAGE.” – Mams
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 18 May, 2017
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 16 March, 2017
# Lies Lies Lies
# Lies Lies Lies
St Patrick isn’t Irish. Potatoes aren’t even Irish. Who are we?
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 2 February, 2017
# Great For Your Cv
# Great For Your Cv
“My exposure is through the roof! I’m getting so many unpaid job offers, I don’t know what to do.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 12 January, 2017
# I Clicked Out Of It
# I Clicked Out Of It
“Let me just read all these terms and conditions.” Noooooo.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 5 January, 2017
# foil-arms-and-hog - Monday 2 January, 2017
# Doomdah
# Doomdah
They just get it so right.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 22 December, 2016
# It's A Bit Dry
# It's A Bit Dry
It’s all coming down the line to you!
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 24 November, 2016
# What Now?
# What Now?
Just whip out the Deflating Balloon. They’ll have no idea.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 10 November, 2016
# Can't Cook Won't Cook
# Can't Cook Won't Cook
*puts on kettle* *forgets* *puts on kettle again*
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 3 November, 2016
# Rebels
# Rebels
“First thing Friday morning we’re going fishing for wild salmon.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 27 October, 2016
# Doom Dah
# Doom Dah
The Blamer, the Gifter, the Judas… Which one are you?
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 21 October, 2016
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 6 October, 2016
# World Traveller
# World Traveller
“I feel cleansed.” “I heard you got the sh*ts.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 19 August, 2016
# Get Up Dimitri
From The42
# Get Up Dimitri
Michael Conlan is LOVING it.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 4 August, 2016
# State Of Ye
# State Of Ye
No no, we can’t go there.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 1 July, 2016
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 16 June, 2016
# Mammy Mammy
# Mammy Mammy
“I can still have fizzy drinks, can’t I, Mammy?”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 9 June, 2016
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 2 June, 2016
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 14 April, 2016
# Smug
# Smug
Hashtag calendar prick.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 8 April, 2016
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 31 March, 2016
# Doomdaaa
# Doomdaaa
“He was a volunteer… In the charity shop.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 3 December, 2015
# Mesho
# Mesho
“Yi. You. Yiz. You’iz. Youz.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 27 November, 2015
# Teetotally Fine
# Teetotally Fine
But Dad was an alcoholic! “Well, at least he was a bit of craic.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 21 November, 2015
# Now In A While
# Now In A While
“I’d KILL for a cup of tea.” *recoils in horror*
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 18 April, 2015
# The Hack Of Ya
# The Hack Of Ya
Your girlfriend won’t watch football…? Get a boyfriend!
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 10 April, 2015
# Ag Chriost On Siol
# Ag Chriost On Siol
“Marry me, Patrick.” “But…you’re a Protestant.”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 27 March, 2015
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 21 March, 2015
# Small Talk
# Small Talk
Yeah, sounds about right.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 14 March, 2015
# foil-arms-and-hog - Monday 1 December, 2014
# Rent
# Rent
“Originally a holding cell for illegal immigrants…”
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 11 October, 2014
# Oh The Flashbacks
# Oh The Flashbacks
That moment you realise there’s no baby wipes left. *faints*
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 6 June, 2014
# Latvian Nu-wave
# Latvian Nu-wave
Bands are only cool when nobody knows who they are.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Saturday 10 May, 2014
# Tannoy Boi
# Tannoy Boi
It’s a hard life behind that mic.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Tuesday 18 February, 2014
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 3 January, 2014
# Tough Life
# Tough Life
We identify with all of these painful, intricate tasks.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Friday 27 December, 2013
# You'll Be Back
# You'll Be Back
Now showing at a gate that couldn’t be further away.
# foil-arms-and-hog - Thursday 19 December, 2013
# Straight Singing
# Straight Singing
“Christmas tunes, Christmas tunes, all day and all night…”