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# Heinz

All time
# according to sauces
Heinz is considering renaming its Salad Cream for the first time in 104 years
Apparently most people who buy it don’t use it for salads at all.
# can song
Everyone is ripping the piss out of Heinz's new #cansong campaign
Remind anyone of the cup song?
# saucy
Heinz had to apologise after a code on its ketchup bottle led a man to a porn site
Sorry about that.
# mac and cheese
Kraft and Heinz are merging to make a giant company with lots of food like this
Arteries of the world, prepare to get clogged.
# not a mum
This Dad wrote an excellent open letter to Heinz about their sexist packaging
The father accuses the brand of “everyday sexism”.
# house hunt
AIB and Tony O'Reilly faced off in the Four Courts today
The former billionaire and companies he controls are being pursued for over €45 million.
# firstworldproblems
Students invent ingenious way to avoid nasty ketchup-bottle juice
At last, our love has come along.
# News Fix
Here's What Happened Today: Wednesday
Today everyone’s talking about Bradley Manning, Michaella McCollum Connolly, the new French financial regulator and the calf with eight legs.
# Job Losses
Threat to 250 jobs at Heinz UK and Ireland
The company recently laid off 600 employees in the US and Canada.