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How Much of a Ride Are You?

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Sep 27th 2014, 8:15 PM 65,026 94

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1. First things first. Do you have a ginger beard?
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Yes
No
I have a beard, but it's not ginger
I'm a woman!
2. Pick a night spot.
3. How much do you spend on a night out?
I try not to look.
Not much, I always find some prinks.
I plan my budget before I go out.
Probably like, a tenner.
4. Has your mam ever stopped you going out the door?
Yes.
Never.
5. Pick a magazine to flick through.
6. How often do you go to the gym?
I don't 'do' gyms.
At least four times a week.
To join, then I never return.
Whenever I damn feel like it.
8. How long do you take to get ready for a night out?
Less than an hour.
1-2 hours.
2-3 hours.
3+ hours, I'm not an animal.
9. Which app do you use the most?
Instagram
Instagram
Facebook
Tinder
10. Finally, do you play a musical instrument?
Yes
No
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You're a filthy ride
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Congrats, you're the highest form of ride! You're so hot it's almost offensive to those around you. Keep on doing what you're doing, ye roide ye.
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You're a certified ride
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The big ridey head on you. You're not bordering on intimidating, but still, well done on the face.
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You're a lash
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So you're not quite in ride territory, but you probably still turn a fair few heads if the conditions are right, i.e. a dark room.
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You're not a ride
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We all can't be rides, but you're still a bit of alright. You might never do a photo-call in Stephen's Green with a packet of crisps, but you're happier that way.
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Nicola Byrne

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