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30 things nobody ever told you about your 30s

Staying in is the new going out.
May 14th 2014, 1:37 PM 371,598 84

FACEBOOK FOUNDER MARK Zuckerberg turns 30 today.

Here’s what’s ahead of him, the pup:

1. You care less and less about birthdays

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2.  In fact, you start to forget what age you are

My age Source: BlogSpot

3. You start planning your hangovers


4. You pay attention to the labels on clothes

No more of this:

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5. It’s okay to stay in on a Friday night

My friday night: - Imgur Source: Imgur

6. And on a Saturday night

You can watch all the stuff you ‘taped’ on your UPC/SKY box during the week, you clever divil.


7. An alarming number of conversations about running start taking place

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8. You reel with shock when you realise that Sabrina the Teenage Witch is now 38

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9. And that Babylon Zoo’s Spaceman is 19 years old

Intergalactic CHRIST!

Source: Michał Urbaniak/YouTube

10. And that Olivia from the Cosby Show is 28

'Sister Act' After Party - New York Source: Charles Sykes

giphy Source: Likeable

11. There are people you work with who weren’t born when Italia ’90 took place

packie Packie can't believe it either. Source: INPHO/Billy Stickland

12. And they’ve never heard of Blackboard Jungle


13. Getting ID-ed might just be the highlight of your week

L7 Source: Actionagogo

14. It’s no longer cute when a child calls you a “that lady” in the supermarket

Finger wag Source: BlogSpot

15. The line between ‘pyjamas’ and ‘it’s okay to go to Tesco in these, right?’ becomes increasingly blurred

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16. The shops are now selling all the clothes you wore as a teenager, but this time they’re ‘retro’

outfits Source: ABC

17. You find yourself thinking “is that a boy or a girl”?

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18. You’re genuinely shocked at young people and their get ups

Hands up if you’ve thought this:

Maybe if she was wearing a coat I wouldn’t be able to see her arse cheeks.

19. Facebook = baby pictures and inspirational quotes

In my 30s. MRW looking at all the photos on my FB feed - Imgur Source: Imgur

20. You start to accumulate unexplained injuries

“Bad knee”, “dicky back”, “sure I’ve got my ankle” – you can mention any of these without being asked what dreadful calamity befell you.

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 21. And worry a LOT about your feet

bunions Source: I can haz cheezburger

22. Mortgage talk. Mortgage talk everywhere

Not-haunted-real-estate-meme-lol-lulzBecause-if-It-Were-That-Would-Be-a-Selling-Point-funny-sign1 Source: Davincirealtygroup

23. You have to make an effort/timetable to see your friends

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24. You choose to go somewhere based on the seating/decibels of music

You wants loads of the first thing, and a tiny amount of the second.

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25. Online dating is a totally acceptable way to meet someone

I mean, isn't this what everyone does on Saturday night? - Imgur Source: Imgur

26. You have friends or acquaintances who are not only married, but have failed marriages

Divorce attorney business card - Imgur Source: Imgur

27. You become less and less gracious about invitations to weddings/baby showers/hen parties/stag parties

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28. You still end up going to 7 weddings a year

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29. Going to bed is the best part of your day

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30. Your mother was right

About everything.

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