1. Firstly - would you say you're a big fan of the Eurovision?
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I scoff, but really I love it.
As much as anyone else is in Ireland.
There is no bigger Eurovision fan than I.


2. Pick a tipple to enjoy while watching the Eurovision.
3. Would you write your own Eurovision song?
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4. Pick your costume.
5. Which of these Eurovision winners is your favourite?
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Euphoria - Loreen
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Waterloo - ABBA
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Rise Like A Phoenix - Conchita Wurst
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Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz


6. Would you be comfortable doing a dance routine?
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Eh, of course! Sure what else would I be doing?
I'm actually going to sit down throughout my performance, soz.
I'll do some swaying and walking around. That's it.
Aside from some fists of pure emotion, no.


7. Ballad, or bombastic pop song?
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Ballad
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Big massive pop song


8. You forget the words to your song mid-performance. What do you do?
Panic and stop dead in my tracks, like a dope.
Dance and jump around enthusiastically to cover up.
Mumble some nonsense until I remember, smiling all the while.
I would never forget the words. I'm a pro.


9. And finally - do you believe Eurovision should be about the music, or the spectacle?
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Eurovision should be all about the music.
Why can't we have both?
Look, we all know that the spectacle is the most important thing these days.



You scored out of !
You're Johnny Logan!
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A legend of the Eurovision and life, you take the whole thing seriously. If the song isn't up to par, you ain't having it.
You scored out of !
You're Linda Martin!
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As a glamour puss, you enjoy the flashy side to the Eurovision. What? You do.
You scored out of !
You're Niamh Kavanagh!
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You've had a love/hate relationship with the contest, but you can't resist coming back for more. There there. It's OK.
You scored out of !
You're Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan!
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You long for the days when Eurovision was about musicianship and emotion. *mumbles something about bloc voting*
You scored out of !
You're Dana!
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Oooh, look at you - like butter wouldn't melt. You think Eurovision today needs to just calm down for a minute.
You scored out of !
You're Jedward!
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To you, Eurovision should be big and brash and tacky. Your fondness for sequins is well documented.
You scored out of !
You're Dustin the Turkey!
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You think you're too cool for the Eurovision and that Ireland shouldn't bother any more, but you'll definitely watch it, won't you?
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