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Jennifer Lawrence wants a boyfriend who farts in front of her... The Dredge

All the best of the day’s celebrity flatulence.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Jennifer Lawrence wants a boyfriend who farts in front of her. Yes, flatulent men of the world, your celebrity endorsement has arrived. The actress told Vanity Fair she wants a partner who “you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love”.

She also wants to watch REALLY bad reality TV. Shark Tank, Dance Moms, Real Housewives, Hoarders. Basically she wants you to watch TV and fart. (Vanity Fair)

Source: PA Archive/Press Association Images

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have named their daughter Esmerelda. We don’t yet know whether it’s after the character in Hunchback of Notre Dame. But anyway, the kid’s name is Esmerelda Amada Gosling. (TMZ suggests that the Amada bit was inspired by a character Eva Mendes played in a movie.)

Can we at least get an ‘Esme’? Please? (TMZ)

Source: The Canadian Press/Press Association Images

George Clooney has apologised for Batman. The actor turned up at New York Comic Con by surprise, and revealed that he met original Batman Adam West backstage. And was forced to grovel for his portrayal of the man in black. Clooney said:

Since my Batman [movie], I’ve been disinvited from Comic Con. I met Adam West and said ‘Hey I’m really sorry. Sorry about the nipples on the Batsuit.’

S’OK, George. S’OK. (Buzzfeed)

SHOWBIZ Clooney/Schwartzenegger The nipples! The nipples! Source: PA Archive/Press Association Images

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Una Foden’s husband had never heard of the name Aoife before they named their daughter. (Irish Independent) 
  • Will.i.am is a colossal douche, and went on a Twitter rant about an airline. (Us Magazine)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow wants to spend some time with her ex-husband’s new flame J-Law. (Us Magazine
  • Mariah Carey will file for divorce from Nick Cannon ‘very soon’. (NYDN)
  • Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe are the latest victims of a nude photo leak. (Mirror

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