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A Yeezus shrine.
A Yeezus shrine.
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New religion based on Kanye West is the best religion of all time

OF ALL TIME!!
Jan 15th 2014, 3:47 PM 2,519 6

KANYE PROBABLY DOESN’T need any help to believe he’s a god (as he explicitly states in his song “I Am A God”) but there now exists a group devoted to spreading the word of Yeezus.

Yeezianity was founded a month ago by a philosophy student who wishes to remain anonymous, lest it interfere with his goal to help people with the religion.

Followers of Yeezianity believe that Kanye is a divine being sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity.

In this New Age, all humans will unlock their creative powers and money will become unnecessary. Riiiiight.

In an interview with Noisey, the founder says the religion isn’t a joke:

I believe in what it is, and that’s real. But is there a real organized religion behind it? There is not. So right now, it’s just an idea….Yeezus is when Kanye elevates to that God-level, which I feel like we all have the potential to do. That’s why if it takes off, in the future, people would forget Kanye and his antics, and instead focus on what the message is.

All members must follow the 5 Pillars of the religion, which are:

1. All things created must be for the good of all
2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed
3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange
4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs
5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man

It’s very easy to join the church – just take an “unidentifiable” picture of yourself holding up an “I believe in Yeezus” sign and email it to the group.

They’ve even indoctrinated this cat. Is no one safe?

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