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The London Fire Brigade are tweeting people's mortifying sex incidents

Fifty Shades of Morto.
Feb 13th 2015, 7:20 PM 5,995 2

WELL, THIS IS awkward. Unless you live under a rock, you’ll have noticed that the world has gone Fifty Shades of Grey mad.

The bondage-heavy movie was released today and emergency services are already seeing copy cats. B&Q could prepare for the demand in equipment, but they can’t control what people use them for.

The London Fire Brigade have noticed a particular increase in incidents perhaps encouraged by the book’s content, so they’ve started a Twitter campaign called Fifty Shades of Red in the hopes it prevents people from getting into ‘sticky situations’.

A few of their recent statistics and call-outs are, er, eye-opening.


Stay safe out there.

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