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15 thoughts everyone on a diet has at lunchtime

Office lunchtime is the undisputed enemy of the dieter.
Jul 3rd 2014, 1:00 PM 20,072 12

STICKING TO YOUR diet is easier away from the temptations of the office. Here, people are eating delicious-looking sandwiches and allowing the scent of their leftover takeaway to waft in your direction.

It’s just not fair.

1pm: I’ve got my salad that I made last night, I am just so organised.

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1:02pm: This is nice! I have the few croutons, some vinaigrette…nice.

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*feels sad*

1:08pm: There’s a gang over there talking about getting burritos. Notions.

1:10pm: Wait – that new burrito place is doing FREE FOOD all day? Of course it is.

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1:12pm: …Maybe I’ll treat myself, you’re allowed have some treats, right?

1:15pm: No. I must stay on course. The course to the new me, who is not tempted by such things.

But free food…

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1:16pm: *waste 10 minutes dithering*

1:26pm: I’ll eat this salad. I love salad. Salad salad salad. *smug face*

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1:30pm: I see Mark got himself a chicken fillet roll. Well for him.

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1:32pm: *thinks about beige food*

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1:36pm: I’d love a bit of bread.

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1:40pm: *eats all croutons in salad*

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*feels sad again*

1:44pm: I want a free burrito.


Now it’s too late.

1:48pm: They’ll all regret those burritos later on. Yeah. Mark my words.

1:50pm: *angrily eats rest of salad*

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