# No way
This year
2023
South Africa head coach slams suggestions they would fake injury to call up Pollard
Pollard was a shock omission from the Springboks’ squad for France as he is not fully fit after injury.
All time
'Total f****** bulls***' - LA Chargers owner slams reports that NFL team could move to London
The team previously relocated from San Diego in 2017.
'Why would you want fewer scores?' - Horgan shuts down argument sliotars are too light
Cork’s all-time leading scorer Patrick Horgan says it “doesn’t make any sense”.
'I think it's not realistic' - Pochettino dismisses notion of Bale returning to Spurs
The 29-year-old has long been linked with a return to the Premier League side.
Theresa May didn't look too impressed with a student's Lego robot
The students were explaining the robots are used to prevent “turtles getting run over and falling down drains”.
Water charges won't bring down this government, says Taoiseach
Kenny said Irish Water is “getting on with its work” and is making “real advances”.
Lucinda had a pop at Pearse Doherty - and then they had a row on Twitter
“We don’t believe that Sinn Féin is ready, or has any desire, to be in a position of responsibility in the country.”
Far right's Le Pen pulls out of elections over fight with his daughter
The National Front founder has had a fierce public spat with his daughter Marine.
'I think it's an appalling idea': Joan Burton won't be happy if NAMA pays bonuses to developers
“I find it totally inappropriate.”
Enda doesn't see 'any circumstances' in which Anglo junior bondholders will be paid
The government is playing down fears that Anglo junior bondholders are in line for repayment.
Lots of people say they won't pay their water charges
An Ipsos MRBI poll in this morning’s Irish Times finds that less than half of voters intend to pay.
Podolski: Hell will freeze over before I leave Arsenal for Tottenham
The German didn’t hold back in his response to the rumours.
'If we’re getting straight red cards for that, the game is going down' - James Horan
The Mayo boss says that he has looked at the video and Lee Keegan should not have seen red.
Merkel ally: I told Enda Kenny that Ireland has no chance of a bank debt deal
Bad news from Germany…
