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8 bits that caught our eye in the Wills and Kate wedding
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8 bits that caught our eye in the Wills and Kate wedding

Apr 29th 2012, 9:15 AM 7,704 Views 4 Comments

It’s the first anniversary of the British royal couple’s nuptials today. Whether you were really interested or not, there are a few moments that still linger in the mind…

Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love
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Column: On a 'bold' priest and his seditious message of love

Apr 20th 2012, 7:40 PM 19 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland tries to avoid being influenced by the arrival of a ‘maverick’ priest who wants him to be nice to gay people and for clerics to be able to marry.

Column: Cardinal Rules - The Easter epic
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Column: Cardinal Rules - The Easter epic

Apr 8th 2012, 6:00 PM 4 Views 3 Comments

What happens when two rival live Passion Plays collide? This and the other Easter Weekend happenings from the (not) Primate of All Ireland.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On the household charge and the stranger at the door

Mar 30th 2012, 7:30 PM 1 View 6 Comments

This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland and his pals worry about levies, escaped convicts… and spiked lemonade.

Column: Cardinal Rules - Our day with Mahon
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Column: Cardinal Rules - Our day with Mahon

Mar 23rd 2012, 8:30 PM 4 Views 10 Comments

This week, the not Primate of All Ireland recounts the anguish of the Mahon report – especially the bit where he tried to download it.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On how Inkgate goes all the way to the top
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On how Inkgate goes all the way to the top

Mar 2nd 2012, 7:30 PM 9 Views 11 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland investigates the full extent of Inkgate – and finds out about Richard Bruton’s addiction to novelty erasers…

Column: Cardinal Rules – On cross-cultural exchange
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Column: Cardinal Rules – On cross-cultural exchange

Feb 3rd 2012, 8:30 PM 23 Views 0 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland and his colleagues ruminate on multicultural Ireland and embrace the “great big melting pot our little island has become”.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On playing the blame game at Davos
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On playing the blame game at Davos

Jan 27th 2012, 8:30 PM 2 Views 29 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland brings us all the gossip from behind the scenes at the World Economic Forum where he was on the “non-tokenistic spiritual sub-committee”.

Column: Cardinal Rules remembers 2011
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Column: Cardinal Rules remembers 2011

Dec 31st 2011, 5:00 PM 12 Views 16 Comments

The Pope’s stunt double, liveblogging the British royal wedding, a politican and an inflatable penis – good times, my flock, good times.

Column: Cardinal Rules - The Three Wise(ish) Men
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Column: Cardinal Rules - The Three Wise(ish) Men

Dec 24th 2011, 4:00 PM 26 Views 8 Comments

This Christmas Eve, the (not) Primate of All Ireland brings his specially-extended version of the tale of The Three Wise Men… and an aubergine.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On the invasion of science
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On the invasion of science

Dec 16th 2011, 8:30 PM 11 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland reflects on a difficult few days in which the clerics lost a Brother and almost gained a God particle.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On giving Brian Hayes a helping hand
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On giving Brian Hayes a helping hand

Dec 9th 2011, 8:30 PM 2 Views 5 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland reflects on the needy and vulnerable of Ireland, including members of Government who now have to subsist on only several thousand euro a week…

Column: Cardinal Rules - on hiring housekeepers
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Column: Cardinal Rules - on hiring housekeepers

Nov 25th 2011, 7:25 PM 15 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland gets with the guidelines and indulges in a touch of “positive discrimination” when hiring for the clerical household.

Column: Cardinal Rules - on Occupy Jim Sheridan's gaff
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Column: Cardinal Rules - on Occupy Jim Sheridan's gaff

Nov 18th 2011, 8:30 PM 18 Views 8 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland is caught up in #Occupy fever – and decides to #Occupy Jim Sheridan’s €7,000-a-month rented house.

Column: Cardinal Rules - On Bertie Ahern vs Steven Seagal
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On Bertie Ahern vs Steven Seagal

Oct 28th 2011, 9:00 PM 1,346 Views 7 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland was torn between the Bertie interview and a Steven Seagal movie on TV – and learned that the two men are not as far apart as you would think…

Column: Cardinal Rules – There’s a guy outside my Tesco swears he’s Jesus
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Column: Cardinal Rules – There’s a guy outside my Tesco swears he’s Jesus

Sep 30th 2011, 8:59 PM 3 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has a house guest – a bearded young man who wears sandals and speaks in Biblical tones. It couldn’t be… could it?

Column: Cardinal Rules – on Sinn Fein’s presidential campaign
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Column: Cardinal Rules – on Sinn Fein’s presidential campaign

Sep 23rd 2011, 8:30 PM 13 Views 41 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland is greeted by the Martin McGuinness supporters – but it all goes terribly wrong…

Column: Cardinal Rules – on the annual trip to Knock
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Column: Cardinal Rules – on the annual trip to Knock

Sep 19th 2011, 7:00 PM 4 Views 5 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland brings the priests on their annual pilgrimage to the Mayo shrine. But is one of his clerical flock tempted by a (not ‘Our’) Lady?

Column: Cardinal rules - A day in the life...
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Column: Cardinal rules - A day in the life...

Sep 9th 2011, 7:00 PM 53 Views 26 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland talks us through his typical day – it’s not all smiling at old ladies and driving around in the mini, you know.

Column: Cardinal Rules – On keeping the FF dream alive…
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Column: Cardinal Rules – On keeping the FF dream alive…

Sep 2nd 2011, 7:00 PM 3 Views 1 Comment

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland blesses a new hotel for old pal and ex-Fianna Fáil TD Mattie O’Moore – and learns a little about humility and the value of the JobBridge scheme.

Column: Cardinal Rules – On tour with Il Papa
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Column: Cardinal Rules – On tour with Il Papa

Aug 27th 2011, 12:00 PM 11 Views 8 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland heads to Madrid to see his Holiness work the crowd and find his inner rock star.

The Daily Fix: Friday
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The Daily Fix: Friday

Aug 19th 2011, 7:54 PM 324 Views 2 Comments

Catch up on the day’s big news – as well as the bits and pieces you may have missed…

Column: Cardinal Rules – Croagh Patrick for purists
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Column: Cardinal Rules – Croagh Patrick for purists

Aug 5th 2011, 7:00 PM 13 Views 10 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland details the trials of the recent Reek Sunday – where fun has started to ruin the penitential tradition beloved of (not) Bishop Brophy.

Column: Cardinal Rules – On defending Morrissey
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Column: Cardinal Rules – On defending Morrissey

Jul 29th 2011, 8:20 PM 40 Views 9 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has to play peacekeeper in the terrible row over Morrissey: “an undisputed genius” or “a big mountain of stupid”?

Column: Cardinal Rules – What happens in Lourdes, stays in Lourdes…
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Column: Cardinal Rules – What happens in Lourdes, stays in Lourdes…

Jul 22nd 2011, 7:01 PM 146 Views 10 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland embarks on the annual parish pilgrimage… but will everyone get home safely?

Column: Cardinal Rules – The lesser-known story of Zacchaeus
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Column: Cardinal Rules – The lesser-known story of Zacchaeus

Jul 15th 2011, 9:00 PM 506 Views 27 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland retells the tale of the short tax collector who climbed a fig tree to see Jesus – but wasn’t so hot on inviting Him back to the house for dinner…

Column: Cardinal Rules - Keep your Oxegen, we have Priestopalooza...
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Column: Cardinal Rules - Keep your Oxegen, we have Priestopalooza...

Jul 8th 2011, 5:19 PM 17 Views 7 Comments

The (not) Primate of All-Ireland has no intention of heading to Punchestown this weekend – he’s still recovering from a Declan Nerney-inspired stampede at the ‘Weekend for Jesus’ music and prayer festival…

Column: Cardinal Rules - On helping the Pope to tweet
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Column: Cardinal Rules - On helping the Pope to tweet

Jul 1st 2011, 7:00 PM 8 Views 4 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland is drafted in to help his Holiness to get to grips with Twitter. “He receives a tweet from the Dalai Lama. ‘Dude,’ it says. We just ignore it.”

Column: Cardinal Rules – On how to organise a social media protest
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Column: Cardinal Rules – On how to organise a social media protest

Jun 24th 2011, 6:05 PM 8 Views 3 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland tries to mobilise The Bebo, The Twitter and The Facebook to protest against a “shocking” art exhibition.

The Daily Fix: Friday
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The Daily Fix: Friday

Jun 17th 2011, 7:57 PM 1,795 Views 0 Comments

In today’s fix: Private courses for secondary teachers, goat-killing bodhrán makers and the Take That invasion begins…

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 28) - On my pal Padre Pio
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Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 28) - On my pal Padre Pio

Jun 17th 2011, 12:55 PM 13 Views 5 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland marks the anniversary of Padre Pio’s canonisation with his recollections of their boyhood friendship… and their caravan holiday in Tramore.

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 26) - Running the Parish newsletter
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Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 26) - Running the Parish newsletter

Jun 5th 2011, 10:54 AM 3 Views 1 Comment

The Not Primate of All Ireland hands over the running of the newsletter to a colleague. Hilarity, inevitably, insues.

LIVE: (Not) Cardinal Brady’s liveblog from Obama’s concert
Live May 23rd 2011, 6:20 PM

LIVE: (Not) Cardinal Brady’s liveblog from Obama’s concert

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 24) On the joy unconfined of watching Jedward
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Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 24) On the joy unconfined of watching Jedward

May 13th 2011, 3:12 PM 13 Views 0 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland relates the excitement among the Fathers as they settled in for last night’s nailbiting Eurovision semi-final: “We decide to do the Rosary early to get it out of the way…”

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 23) On the beatification of Pope John Paul II
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Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 23) On the beatification of Pope John Paul II

May 6th 2011, 10:23 AM 11 Views 0 Comments

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland gives us a peek at his diary from the Vatican last weekend:”We are as excited as a bunch of schoolgirls on their way to a Cliff Richard concert”.

LIVE: (Not) Cardinal Brady’s liveblog from the royal wedding
Live Apr 29th 2011, 12:30 PM

LIVE: (Not) Cardinal Brady’s liveblog from the royal wedding

Cardinal Rules Part 15: On Lenten bootcamp for priests
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Cardinal Rules Part 15: On Lenten bootcamp for priests

Mar 11th 2011, 7:04 PM 6 Views 7 Comments

The (not) Primate of All Ireland brings the Fathers on a pre-Easter retreat of expiation and self-flagellation. They also promise to give up pink M&Ms for Lent.

Cardinal Rules Part 14: On being moved by moving statues
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Cardinal Rules Part 14: On being moved by moving statues

Mar 4th 2011, 7:30 PM 28 Views 0 Comments

The (not) Primate of All Ireland on having faith in Holy mysteries: “it’s the intellectual putty which fills in the holes of doubt caused by the cracks of reason”.