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World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US
# Soldier
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# Soldier

World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US

Apr 24th 2018, 8:44 AM 37,322 Views 60 Comments

Doctors hope the man will regain near-normal urinary and sexual functions.

An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises
# Langer
# Langer

An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises

Apr 25th 2016, 11:34 AM 8,054 Views 0 Comments

Backed up by, eh, science.

Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it
# President Trump
# President Trump

Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it

Mar 4th 2016, 8:17 AM 4,530 Views 2 Comments

Veep would be proud of this.

IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason
# The Ride
# The Ride

IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason

Feb 3rd 2016, 7:41 AM 5,384 Views 1 Comment

LOOK at that thing.

Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature
# Stiff Opposition
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# Stiff Opposition

Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature

Jan 8th 2016, 3:17 PM 23,554 Views 37 Comments

Jared Hyams said it all started as a joke but when he received such opposition from government agencies he wanted to know why.

The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis
# D**k Pic
# D**k Pic

The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis

Nov 25th 2015, 2:29 PM 14,663 Views 8 Comments

:O

Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told
# Prussia Street
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# Prussia Street

Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told

Nov 3rd 2015, 2:48 PM 26,522 Views 0 Comments

Anthony Locke has pleaded not guilty to murdering Christopher Jackson at an apartment on Prussia Street in Dublin.

Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering
# One Erection
# One Erection

Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering

Sep 14th 2015, 7:30 PM 8,992 Views 8 Comments

This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.

This is women's ideal penis size
# Willies
# Willies

This is women's ideal penis size

Sep 7th 2015, 9:22 AM 15,267 Views 10 Comments

According to *science*.

The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that
# Zip Up Your Mickey
# Zip Up Your Mickey

The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that

Aug 29th 2015, 4:10 PM 22,932 Views 8 Comments

Women are scared away by it. Sh*t one.

A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis
# Schlongford
# Schlongford

A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis

Aug 25th 2015, 6:10 PM 28,696 Views 11 Comments

From worst to best.

Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'
# Tokyo
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# Tokyo

Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'

Aug 13th 2015, 9:41 PM 35,534 Views 68 Comments

The gruesome alleged attack took place in Tokyo this morning.

8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland
# Lenny's Lad
# Lenny's Lad

8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland

Aug 5th 2015, 2:16 PM 32,400 Views 17 Comments

“Wash your d**ks*.

9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know
# All Rise
# All Rise

9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know

Jul 14th 2015, 12:33 PM 136,874 Views 4 Comments

Hard out here for a penis.

8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises
# The Spire
# The Spire

8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises

Jul 3rd 2015, 2:37 PM 7,835 Views 6 Comments

Takin’ you down to Shlongford Town.

A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason
# Take A Break
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# Take A Break

A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason

Jun 29th 2015, 11:00 AM 37,240 Views 32 Comments

It might surprise you.

Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead
# Middlesbrough
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# Middlesbrough

Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead

May 8th 2015, 2:47 PM 75,945 Views 31 Comments

Police found the body of the 40-year-old at his home.

The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis
# Oh My
# Oh My

The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis

May 8th 2015, 11:33 AM 27,872 Views 5 Comments

:O

11 facts about penises everyone should know
# Oh Long Johnson
# Oh Long Johnson

11 facts about penises everyone should know

Apr 26th 2015, 8:15 PM 88,151 Views 8 Comments

A lesson in langers.

How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers
# Prime Numbers
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# Prime Numbers

How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers

Mar 7th 2015, 7:00 PM 29,286 Views 24 Comments

Plus: How much did Willie Walsh earn last year?

How big is the average penis?
# Party On Girth
From TheJournal.ie
# Party On Girth

How big is the average penis?

Mar 3rd 2015, 7:09 PM 127,214 Views 176 Comments

This big.

A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises
# Party In Your Pants
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# Party In Your Pants

A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises

Feb 17th 2015, 8:30 PM 31,771 Views 62 Comments

They’ll be celebrating “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”…

Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed
# In The Nip
# In The Nip

Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed

Nov 3rd 2014, 8:50 PM 7,254 Views 7 Comments

His manhood has quite a following, apparently.

US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis
# Selfie
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# Selfie

US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis

Jul 19th 2014, 3:23 PM 69,223 Views 75 Comments

The 17-year-old had been told repeatedly to stop sending naked photos to his 15-year-old girlfriend.

Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter
# Shrinking Feeling
# Shrinking Feeling

Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter

Jun 14th 2014, 1:30 PM 46,697 Views 78 Comments

*wince*

The 5 at 5: Thursday
# Take 5
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# Take 5

The 5 at 5: Thursday

Mar 13th 2014, 4:46 PM 8,817 Views 3 Comments

5 minutes, 5 stories, 5 o’clock…

Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital
# Ouch
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# Ouch

Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital

Jan 13th 2014, 7:03 PM 136,440 Views 204 Comments

A fall onto the handle bars of a mountain bike began an erection which lasted for seven weeks.

Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above
# Phalling Prices
# Phalling Prices

Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above

Nov 21st 2013, 1:30 PM 7,493 Views 6 Comments

Google Earth, you are a cruel mistress.

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
# Morto
# Morto

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect

Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM 3,589 Views 2 Comments

Whatever you say, pal.

American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps
# Rising Up
# Rising Up

American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps

Oct 30th 2013, 3:01 PM 4,721 Views 3 Comments

Spare a thought for the Christian Scientists of Dixon, Illinois.

Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)
# Willyvision
# Willyvision

Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)

Oct 4th 2013, 8:51 AM 2,331 Views 1 Comment

The willy appeared on a large monitor during the afternoon news.

News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture
# Whoops
# Whoops

News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture

Jul 25th 2013, 10:05 AM 1,905 Views 0 Comments

Possibly NSFW.

17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude
# Ooh Matron
# Ooh Matron

17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude

Jun 30th 2013, 11:00 AM 5,793 Views 2 Comments

Like penises. They look like penises.

The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght
# World Of Celebs
# World Of Celebs

The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght

May 16th 2013, 8:22 AM 2,937 Views 1 Comment

Warning, this Dredge features a Tallafornia star with his lad in his hand.

How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis
# Willygate
# Willygate

How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis

May 8th 2013, 11:29 AM 24,611 Views 1 Comment

We are filled with national pride. Oh wait, that would be revulsion.

Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet
# Rude Planet
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# Rude Planet

Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet

Apr 24th 2013, 3:09 PM 23,964 Views 46 Comments

The unfortunate sketch was found on the NASA website.

Top readers' comments of the week
# You Told Us
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# You Told Us

Top readers' comments of the week

Apr 13th 2013, 11:00 AM 8,402 Views 20 Comments

Here’s our round-up of the best, the most interesting and the most commented-on pieces from the past week. Did you make it in?

Penis size does matter to women - researchers
# The Big Question
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# The Big Question

Penis size does matter to women - researchers

Apr 8th 2013, 8:35 PM 40,520 Views 140 Comments

A study by researchers at the University of Ottawa has found that prehistoric people may have helped influence the evolution of larger genitals in men.

Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"
# Oops
From The42
# Oops

Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"

Mar 29th 2013, 11:32 AM 2,754 Views 0 Comments

Wouldn’t happen with Billo and the lads, that’s for sure.

Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone
# STIFF COMPETITION
# STIFF COMPETITION

Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone

Oct 15th 2012, 10:21 AM 17,080 Views 29 Comments

Entrants must send in photos of their, er, members with a measuring tape.

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