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What Percent Mrs Brown Are You?

Ah feck off.

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1. First things first, pick a tame curse word.
Feck
Arse

Shite
Prick

Piss
2. Now choose a nice cardi

3. What are you having in Foley's?
A scotch
A pint

A glass of wine
Whiskey
4. Is this Aungier Street DIT or the National Records Service?
dit
DIT
The National Records Service
5. If you HAD to, who would you rather shift?

6. Will Winnie ever had her hair curled enough?
Hell no
Yeah. What's her deal?
7. Finally, pick a mammy saying
Don't bring me up them stairs
I'll [thing you've just said] you.

Take your coat off, you won't get the use of it.
Those are for the visitors!
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% Mrs Brown!
You're not a bit like Mrs Brown. We'll let you decide if that's a good thing or not.
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You scored out of !
You are 40% Mrs Brown!
You're a bit Mrs Brown, but not much. You've a clean mouth and wouldn't be caught dead in a cardigan, but you're still a mad bitch at heart.
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You scored out of !
You are 62% Mrs Brown!
OK you've got the messer bit down, but other than that, yous have nothing in common. Maybe throw on a cardigan every now and again.
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You scored out of !
You are 86% Mrs Brown!
Ah you're well on your way to getting the full 100 percent, just curse a bit more and get a perm.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% Mrs Brown!
You're more like Mrs Brown than the woman herself. Ye fecker ye.
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You scored out of !
You are 91% Mrs Brown!
You've a mouth on you like a sailor and you're a dirtbag at heart. You're not QUITE Mrs Brown though, maybe try get a perm.
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