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# Roses

All time
# A Rose by any other name
What Rose Are You?
Are you a Caramel Barrel or a *shudder* Coffee Escape? Find out now.
# smell the roses
The Definitive Hierarchy of Roses
This is FINAL.
# Magic Moments
The Toffee Penny reigns supreme in this year's box of Quality Street
There are LOADS of them.
# irish take
This Irish sketch perfectly takes the piss out of the decreasing size of a box of Roses
Sure there’s more air than chocolate.
# War of the Roses
Cadbury is planning wholesale changes to Roses... expect public outrage
# cadburys
Cadbury's are messing with the treasured Purple Rose
Some people won’t be happy.
# Christmas Quiz
Can We Guess Your Favourite Rose?
It wouldn’t be Christmas without cracking open the tin…
# Chocolate
11 Christmas chocolates that need to get in the bin immediately
Get in the bin, you sick and twisted sweets.
# the tin tins
Let's settle it for once and for all: Roses or Quality Street?
The great battle of our time.
# Disaster
11 people who’ve already been traumatised by the tin of Roses
Or tub. Either way, it’s not going well.
# Rose of Tralee
The 14 most WTF moments of the Rose of Tralee 2015
Brace yourselves.
Night Two of the Rose of Tralee 2015: As It Happened
Lovely moment by lovely moment.
# dashing through the no
Dunnes Stores is already selling Christmas chocolates (in August)
And then a Hero comes along…
# lovely day out
Dáithí Ó Sé looks genuinely terrified of this year's Roses
Run Dáithí, run.
# economic factors
Roses and Cadbury Heroes boxes are going to be smaller this Christmas
The price will remain the same though,.
# PS I Love You
Woman receives Valentines Day flowers from her husband... who passed away last July
Is someone in here chopping onions?
# Roses
Here's how much smaller that tin of chocolates you're eating has become
You’re not going mad.
# Quiz
Can We Guess Your Favourite Rose?
The pink one? The one with the nut?
# Roses
A definitive ranking of Cadbury Roses, from worst to best
# rin tin tin
12 people who have already fallen victim to Roses treachery
When is a tin not a tin?
# smell the roses
Traumatised by the green coffee Roses? You are not alone
They’re still there, and they’re not going away.
# Lovely Girl
Rose of Tralee Maria Walsh reveals that she's gay
The Philadeliphia Rose says being gay is just ‘natural’.
# philly rose
Twitter has completely fallen in love with the new Rose of Tralee
She’s just the loveliest of all lovely girls.
# the aisling copy
Irish lad uses chick-flick quotes to chat up women in Dundrum Centre
If I’m a burd, you’re a burd.
Valentine's Day is banned by the religious police in Saudi Arabia
But people still buy chocolates and roses in secret.
# January
The one true sign that Christmas is really over
The harsh truth.
# choc charts
A Definitive Ranking of Irish Christmas Chocolates, From Worst To Best
What are you stuffing your face with there? Oh. That’s controversial.
# choc therapy
How many of each kind are inside a tin of Roses?
Are there REALLY more of the gross ones? Here’s the answer…
# Prime Numbers
New gardai, dirty water and Roses: The week in numbers
Plus: What percentage of households in Ireland receive some sort of social welfare payment?
# purple one
What does your favourite Rose say about you?
We’re not going to lie, this is controversial.
# sweet like chocolate
Cadbury have explained the changes to the Roses selection
Coffee has been brought back “due to public demand”. We weep for the public’s taste buds.
# Sweet nothing
ALERT: Cadburys have changed the Roses selection
Say it isn’t so!
# get a plate
"Who's putting the f**king wrappers back in the box?" - Every Irish Christmas ever
“You never make enough stuffing!”
# Christmas
11 invaluable tips to help you survive an Irish family Christmas
There’s a lot of Roses and sprouts to get through.
Robbie, Mary, Bosco and cups...The Late Late Toy Show 2013 as it happened
It’s beginning to look a lot like…
# Ah here
The Christmas sweets are in the shops
Well, this is depressing.
# cheryl's hole
The best reactions to Cheryl Cole's arse tattoo
You feel very strongly about this woman’s behind.
# Dáithí Ó Sé
16 of the best quotes from the Lovely Girls of 2013
Aren’t they all lovely?
# fired
Blackburn Rovers sack Michael Appleton after just 2 months in charge
The club’s Indian owners are now looking for their fourth permanent manager of the season.
# choc-a-block
The Big Fat Christmas Chocolate Quiz
Calling all chocolate affecionados: do you really know your Quality Streets from your Roses? Only one way to find out…