Monday 8 August, 2022
Are you a Caramel Barrel or a *shudder* Coffee Escape? Find out now.
There are LOADS of them.
Sure there’s more air than chocolate.
It wouldn’t be Christmas without cracking open the tin…
Get in the bin, you sick and twisted sweets.
The great battle of our time.
Or tub. Either way, it’s not going well.
And then a Hero comes along…
The price will remain the same though,.
Is someone in here chopping onions?
You’re not going mad.
They’re still there, and they’re not going away.
The Philadeliphia Rose says being gay is just ‘natural’.
She’s just the loveliest of all lovely girls.
If I’m a burd, you’re a burd.
But people still buy chocolates and roses in secret.
What are you stuffing your face with there? Oh. That’s controversial.
Are there REALLY more of the gross ones? Here’s the answer…
Plus: What percentage of households in Ireland receive some sort of social welfare payment?
We’re not going to lie, this is controversial.
Coffee has been brought back “due to public demand”. We weep for the public’s taste buds.
“You never make enough stuffing!”
There’s a lot of Roses and sprouts to get through.
You feel very strongly about this woman’s behind.
The club’s Indian owners are now looking for their fourth permanent manager of the season.
Calling all chocolate affecionados: do you really know your Quality Streets from your Roses? Only one way to find out…
