"Did we really need Miley's feminist retelling of 'Santa Baby' when it's already a sugar baby banger?"
If you’re reading this Santa, I’ll take one of everything.
If you’re reading this Santa, I’ll take one of everything.
‘I can buy my own damn stuff.’
Will Santy be good though? That’s the question.
Ah Santa, you’re very good.
#4: You’ll develop a whole new perspective on the birth of Jesus. That crib was woefully lacking in sanitation.
Santa please, not here.
Her ex-partner was awoken by her cries for help.
Please allow us one final Christmas-related cry.
And an essential part of Christmas.
This has melted our cold, hard hearts this evening.