# Scottish
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This Scottish granny told her friend her cooking looked like 'sh*te', and the internet fell in love
If your potato scones look like ‘sh*te’, she’ll tell you they look like ‘sh*te’. No messing.
A Scottish mam's hilarious covers of Drake and Kanye songs are taking over the internet
Started from the bottom, now she here.
This Scottish man got stuck on a roof, and he's not at all happy about it
NSFW language ahead. Be warned.
This Scottish lad had the best retort ever to Tesco on Twitter
He clearly operates a strict “no snitching” policy.
Scottish referendum on knife-edge as new poll puts 1% between Yes and No camps
The pro-union side has just slightly inched ahead, after a dramatic surge in support for independence.
Scottish referendum: The 'Yes' side have pulled ahead for the first time, and the Queen is not amused
Today’s findings dramatically raise the stakes ahead of the vote — now just 11 days away.
'Let's stay together': Now Paul McCartney's weighing in on the Scottish independence debate
Mick Jagger, Stephen Hawking and Judi Dench are also urging a ‘no’ vote next month. But Sean Connery’s heading up the celebrity ‘yes’ campaign.
WATCH: Peter Pan actor interrupts performance to propose to Wendy
Is there no such thing as a nice, private proposal any more?
Drunken Scots force diversion of Ibiza-bound Ryanair flight
“They thought they had already arrived in Ibiza,” a police spokesman said, after the plane from Glasgow was forced to land at Beauvais airport in France.
Dan Parks begins his coaching career with Connacht
The Australian-born outhalf has been named as Under-18 backs coach as part of the shake-up under new boss Pat Lam.
Lego Andy Murray with a beard. What are they smoking up in Scotland?
The British media are swarming over the Scot’s hometown of Dunblane.
Andy Murray battles back from the brink to reach Wimbledon semi-final
The Scot was on the brink of an early exit before regrouping to win in five taut sets.
King of Queens: Murray serves notice of intent ahead of Wimbledon
Only two men in the past 20 years have won at Queens then went on to win at SW19 but the Scot aims to buck the trend.
Author Iain Banks dies months after revealing cancer battle
The author of books including the Wasp Factory had announced in April that he had advanced cancer.
David Moyes has an awful away record against Manchester United's rivals
The presumptive replacement for outgoing Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson has had some away days to forget.
VIDEO: Scottish scientists turn whiskey waste into fuel
The scientists in Edinburgh use a 100-year-old scientific process to produce biobutanol and adapted it for whiskey.
Gordon Strachan wants to have ‘one hell of a party’ with Ireland at Euro 2016
“Hopefully the Scottish and Irish can get together at a major tournament,” said the former Celtic manager.
Edinburgh v Munster, Heineken Cup
Rob Penney’s men landed at Murrayfield on their magic carpet and were plotting a four-try win.
I'd take Ulster at Ravenhill over Barcelona at the Nou Camp any day - Duncan Weir
The Scottish out-half was in the Glasgow Celtic youth team with James Forrest.
Edinburgh v Leinster, RaboDirect Pro12
O’Driscoll, Fitzgerald and Kearney returned for Leinster as they looked to break into the top four.
Pro12 Cheat Sheet: Your guide to this weekend's rugby action
First plays second as Ulster entertain Scarlets while three defining weeks for Leinster and Munster kick off with winnable fixtures.
Opinion: Connacht need Dan Parks back in form to end losing skid
The Scottish international’s kicking stats have dropped to 50% during a run of three successive defeats.
Brown backs Celtic to get back to winning ways
The league leaders were beaten 1-0 by Hibernian on Saturday and next face in-form Ross County.
Fenlon riding high as Hibs topple Celtic at Easter Road
The former Shelbourne and Bohemians boss has taken his side from relegation dodgers into the top four.
Bad blood: Levein launches legal action over Scotland sacking
The Scots are winless in a ramshackle bid to qualify for the World Cup in 2014.
Heineken Cup: Julian Salvi at the double for Tigers as Welsh woes continue
Cardiff Blues suffered their third defeat in a row as Montpellier won away from home.
Two games lost and no points gained is a recipe for elimination - Michael Bradley
The Edinburgh coach summed up his side’s 33-0 defeat to Munster as ‘embarrassed again, I’m afraid’.
Celtic's Champions League dreams burn bright after Swede victory
Goals from Kris Commons and Georgios Samaras put The Bhoys in a great position to advance to the group stages.
