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This Scottish granny told her friend her cooking looked like 'sh*te', and the internet fell in love

If your potato scones look like ‘sh*te’, she’ll tell you they look like ‘sh*te’. No messing.

6 bits of Scottish slang to help you get the shift later

“Gie’n it laldy”.

This Scottish man got stuck on a roof, and he's not at all happy about it

NSFW language ahead. Be warned.

This Scottish lad had the best retort ever to Tesco on Twitter

He clearly operates a strict “no snitching” policy.

From TheJournal.ie Scottish referendum on knife-edge as new poll puts 1% between Yes and No camps Heating Up

Scottish referendum on knife-edge as new poll puts 1% between Yes and No camps

The pro-union side has just slightly inched ahead, after a dramatic surge in support for independence.

From TheJournal.ie The 9 at 9: Sunday 9 At 9

The 9 at 9: Sunday

It’s set to be a sunny September Sunday… Here’s everything you need to know, including the weather outlook.

From TheJournal.ie Scottish referendum: The 'Yes' side have pulled ahead for the first time, and the Queen is not amused Her Majesty's Displeasure

Scottish referendum: The 'Yes' side have pulled ahead for the first time, and the Queen is not amused

Today’s findings dramatically raise the stakes ahead of the vote — now just 11 days away.

From TheJournal.ie 'Let's stay together': Now Paul McCartney's weighing in on the Scottish independence debate Calm Down

'Let's stay together': Now Paul McCartney's weighing in on the Scottish independence debate

Mick Jagger, Stephen Hawking and Judi Dench are also urging a ‘no’ vote next month. But Sean Connery’s heading up the celebrity ‘yes’ campaign.

This BBC headline about a sewer is absolutely unbeatable

High fives all round.

WATCH: Peter Pan actor interrupts performance to propose to Wendy

Is there no such thing as a nice, private proposal any more?

From TheJournal.ie Drunken Scots force diversion of Ibiza-bound Ryanair flight Party Over

Drunken Scots force diversion of Ibiza-bound Ryanair flight

“They thought they had already arrived in Ibiza,” a police spokesman said, after the plane from Glasgow was forced to land at Beauvais airport in France.

From The42 Dan Parks begins his coaching career with Connacht New Role

Dan Parks begins his coaching career with Connacht

The Australian-born outhalf has been named as Under-18 backs coach as part of the shake-up under new boss Pat Lam.

From The42 Lego Andy Murray with a beard. What are they smoking up in Scotland? Scottish And Proud

Lego Andy Murray with a beard. What are they smoking up in Scotland?

The British media are swarming over the Scot’s hometown of Dunblane.

From The42 Andy Murray battles back from the brink to reach Wimbledon semi-final British Again

Andy Murray battles back from the brink to reach Wimbledon semi-final

The Scot was on the brink of an early exit before regrouping to win in five taut sets.

From The42 King of Queens: Murray serves notice of intent ahead of Wimbledon Heavy Lifting

King of Queens: Murray serves notice of intent ahead of Wimbledon

Only two men in the past 20 years have won at Queens then went on to win at SW19 but the Scot aims to buck the trend.

From TheJournal.ie Author Iain Banks dies months after revealing cancer battle RIP

Author Iain Banks dies months after revealing cancer battle

The author of books including the Wasp Factory had announced in April that he had advanced cancer.

From The42 David Moyes has an awful away record against Manchester United's rivals Gap In The Cv

David Moyes has an awful away record against Manchester United's rivals

The presumptive replacement for outgoing Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson has had some away days to forget.

From TheJournal.ie VIDEO: Scottish scientists turn whiskey waste into fuel Whiskey This post contains videos

VIDEO: Scottish scientists turn whiskey waste into fuel

The scientists in Edinburgh use a 100-year-old scientific process to produce biobutanol and adapted it for whiskey.

From The42 Gordon Strachan wants to have ‘one hell of a party’ with Ireland at Euro 2016 Top Scot

Gordon Strachan wants to have ‘one hell of a party’ with Ireland at Euro 2016

“Hopefully the Scottish and Irish can get together at a major tournament,” said the former Celtic manager.

From The42 As it happened: Edinburgh v Munster, Heineken Cup Trying Times

As it happened: Edinburgh v Munster, Heineken Cup

Rob Penney’s men landed at Murrayfield on their magic carpet and were plotting a four-try win.

From The42 I'd take Ulster at Ravenhill over Barcelona at the Nou Camp any day - Duncan Weir Heineken Cup

I'd take Ulster at Ravenhill over Barcelona at the Nou Camp any day - Duncan Weir

The Scottish out-half was in the Glasgow Celtic youth team with James Forrest.

From The42 As it happened: Edinburgh v Leinster, RaboDirect Pro12 4 Score

As it happened: Edinburgh v Leinster, RaboDirect Pro12

O’Driscoll, Fitzgerald and Kearney returned for Leinster as they looked to break into the top four.

From The42 Pro12 Cheat Sheet: Your guide to this weekend's rugby action Previews

Pro12 Cheat Sheet: Your guide to this weekend's rugby action

First plays second as Ulster entertain Scarlets while three defining weeks for Leinster and Munster kick off with winnable fixtures.

From The42 Opinion: Connacht need Dan Parks back in form to end losing skid Slump

Opinion: Connacht need Dan Parks back in form to end losing skid

The Scottish international’s kicking stats have dropped to 50% during a run of three successive defeats.

From The42 Brown backs Celtic to get back to winning ways Hoop Dreams

Brown backs Celtic to get back to winning ways

The league leaders were beaten 1-0 by Hibernian on Saturday and next face in-form Ross County.

From The42 Fenlon riding high as Hibs topple Celtic at Easter Road Thumbs Up

Fenlon riding high as Hibs topple Celtic at Easter Road

The former Shelbourne and Bohemians boss has taken his side from relegation dodgers into the top four.

From The42 Bad blood: Levein launches legal action over Scotland sacking Scotch Wrath

Bad blood: Levein launches legal action over Scotland sacking

The Scots are winless in a ramshackle bid to qualify for the World Cup in 2014.

From The42 Heineken Cup: Julian Salvi at the double for Tigers as Welsh woes continue Cup Wrap

Heineken Cup: Julian Salvi at the double for Tigers as Welsh woes continue

Cardiff Blues suffered their third defeat in a row as Montpellier won away from home.

From The42 Two games lost and no points gained is a recipe for elimination - Michael Bradley Heineken Cup

Two games lost and no points gained is a recipe for elimination - Michael Bradley

The Edinburgh coach summed up his side’s 33-0 defeat to Munster as ‘embarrassed again, I’m afraid’.

From The42 Celtic's Champions League dreams burn bright after Swede victory Hoop-la

Celtic's Champions League dreams burn bright after Swede victory

Goals from Kris Commons and Georgios Samaras put The Bhoys in a great position to advance to the group stages.

Scottish users left frustrated by iPhone's Siri It Disnae Work This post contains videos

Scottish users left frustrated by iPhone's Siri

It appears Apple’s newest software is not all too familiar with the distinct Glaswegian tones…