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Can We Guess What Age You First Got The Shift?

Try this highly scientific method.
May 5th 2016, 1:24 PM 13,393 9

Source: David Martyn Hunt

1. Where did your first shift happen?
Car park
Teenage disco
The Gaeltacht
In a bush
Anywhere near a church
Other
2. How old were you when you got your first job?
13
14
15
16
17
18
Older than 18
Jobs are for suckers
3. Pick an alcopop
4. Where was your house, growing up?
In a city or town
In the country
In an estate on the outskirts of somewhere
5. Which killer fashion accessory best sums up your teenage look?
Baby G watch (or G-Shock for lads)
Tearaway Adidas trackie bottoms
Buffalo flame runners
Susst flares
6. Which of these sounds makes you the most uncomfortable?
Cutlery scraping on a plate
The squeak of cotton wool
Cracking knuckles
Someone grinding their teeth
7. Looking back, which phrase best describes your kissing technique?
Like a deranged washing machine
Like a kid with their tongue stuck to an icepop
Like a horse trying to eat an uncomfortably large apple
Like one of those giant machines they use for chipping wood
8. And finally, choose a body spray.
Lynx Africa
Impulse O2
Charlie
Brut
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 11.
Thus becoming the playground expert in Getting The Shift.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 12.
Thus becoming the playground expert in Getting The Shift.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 13.
You've refined your technique since then, obviously.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 14.
You've refined your technique since then, obviously.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 15.
You've refined your technique since then, obviously.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 16.
It's fine if you're still working on your technique. Aren't we all?
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 17.
It's fine if you're still working on your technique. Aren't we all?
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 18.
No harm in starting late. Sure you were an expert by that stage.
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You scored out of !
You had your first shift aged 19.
No harm in starting late. Sure you were an expert by that stage.
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