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13 signs your Domino's addiction has gone too far

GARLIC AND HERB DIP *praying hands emoji*
Jun 20th 2016, 9:30 PM 8,210 3

1. The ‘Dear Pizza Lover’ greeting in Domino’s emails is almost sensual to you

If somebody want this accnt dm me lol

A photo posted by Who run the world? P I Z Z A 🍕 (@pizzafamm) on

Ooh, hello to you too! *winks*

2. You’ve been known to order it last thing at night…

openingtimes Source: Dominos.ie

Roll in at 4am, booty call Domino’s.

3. …And first thing in the morning

🍕 Pizza 4 Days 🍕 #dominospizza #yummy 😍😘

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Hovering over the ‘order’ button at 12 noon ON THE DOT.

4. You always have a discount code

5. You’ve stared at the ‘quality control’ section on the pizza tracker for what must be hours of your life

pizzatracker Source: Twitter/@rupertcoales

FECK YOUR QUALITY! JUST GET IT TO ME.

6. You’re never not thinking about the garlic pizza bread

Fancy a little bit on the side tonight? #Mmmm.... #Dominos #Pizza #GarlicPizzaBread #Food

A photo posted by Domino's Pizza (@dominos_uk) on

Cheesy, garlicky goodness.

7. Most people ignore the other sides, but to you they’re just as special

Domino's 😍 #dominos #dominospizza #dominoswedges #heaven #hangover #hangovercure

A photo posted by Leanne Jones (@leanne_jones2015) on

Chicken strippers! Wedges! Twisted dough balls! All beautiful in their own way.

8. And you’re a big fan of the desserts, too

If you order Domino’s without a box of cookies then who even are you?

9. Basically, you treat every Domino’s order as a three-course meal

Last nights feast with @ohdamleslie #pizza #pizzagains #dominos #dominospizza #yum #stuffed #bbq

A photo posted by ty6661 (@ty6661) on

OPULENCE!

10. You worship at the altar of the garlic and herb dip

You lick the lid too, because you’re not a wastrel.

11. And you’ve ordered one of these

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Anything so you don’t have to share it.

12. People try to get you to order ‘nice pizza’ but you’re just like ‘eh, Domino’s IS nice pizza’

giphy Source: Giphy

13. And you know you’ve effectively been ruined for all other pizzas

Cinco letras, um sentimento: PIZZA ❤️🍕 #pizza #dominos #dominospizza

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Go ‘way with your woodfire grills and your thin and crispy lark. I want my pizza to be basically a loaf of bread with cheese on it.

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