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The 5 stages of dealing with Silent Jay's new haircut on Gogglebox

The ears! The ears!
Sep 27th 2014, 4:00 PM 7,456 0

SILENT JAY IS an icon of Gogglebox. One of the pillars that holds it aloft.

He may never speak, but his presence adds a reassuring weight and gravitas to proceedings.

So it was extremely difficult for everyone when he appeared on yesterday’s episode with a dramatically different haircut.

Here’s how to deal with it.

Stage 1: Shock

Stage 2: Denial

Stage 3: Detailed observation

Stage 4: Ongoing discomfort

Stage 5: Troubling realisation

More: Silent Jay opened his mouth on Gogglebox and Twitter couldn’t handle it>

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