SIRI HAS ALWAYS been sassy.
But lately she’s taken it up a notch. Every day, it seems like there are new stories about Siri giving smartarse replies to normal questions.
Like…
1. When she grew weary of this 1990s reference
2. When she shut down people who insisted on not using Caitlyn Jenner’s name
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3. She does not take kindly to being spoken to in riddles
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4. When people asked her what zero divided by zero was
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Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.
OMG, TOO REAL.
Way to be a Debbie Downer, Siri.
5. When she gave this perfect response to being asked that dreaded question…
Sorry I asked.
6. And when she was like, “Don’t even think about it”
Don’t test Siri’s patience.
7. When she threw shade at other phones
Daaaaamn.
8. When she gave this poetic response
9. And when she dealt this enormous blow to Rihanna’s ego
Jesus, Siri, that hurt.
Take it easy.
