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10 things absolutely everyone does after a breakup, not just you

All the pizza in bed. All of it.
Aug 13th 2015, 4:28 PM 6,978 2

ALL BY MYYYYSEEEELLLF, don’t wanna live all by myyyyseeelllf, anymooooore…

The stages of a breakup area always the same – people might tell you to get outside and enjoy yourself, but in reality there’s nothing better than a good wallow.

1. Eat absolute sh*te

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Pizza in bed! You might get a little garlic dip on the sheet, but who cares, right?

2. Consider writing a drippy Instagram/Facebook post

#lifequotes #lovequotes #happinessquotes #sadquotes #funnyquotes #friendshipquotes #relationshipquotes #breakupquotes #boyfriendquote #girlfriendquote #inspirationalquotes #motivationalquotes #truthquotes #beautifulquotes #celebrityquotes #famousquotes #instadaily #instaquotes #quotestoliveby #quoteoftheday Source: youngand_reckless101

NOW EVERYONE SHALL KNOW YOUR PAIN.

3. Go on one mad sesh that ends in tears*

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*The tears may be literal or figurative.

Your pals will toss a coin to see who has to bring you home, and no one will be happy about it.

4. Wake up from that mad sesh to discover the Inbox of Shame

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And the worst thing is – they haven’t replied. *prays for the sweet release of death*

5. Make a dodgy Spotify playlist filled with ballads

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An eclectic mix of Mariah Carey, Bright Eyes, and Miley Cyrus. Just gonna stick that one on private.

6. Say you’ll “show them”

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You’re gonna prove to them that you’re over it! (You’re not over it.)

7. Get an ill-advised haircut/start growing a beard

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Look at you. You’re showing them.

8. Block, then unblock, then block your ex again

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It just seems so drastic. But essential! But drastic.

9. Interrupt normal conversations with “But can you just BELIEVE that?”

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You can’t stop talking about them for two seconds. Congratulations, you’ve become the worst friend in the world.

10. And finally, get the hell over it

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*You Can Call Me Al begins to play*

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