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16 indisputable truths we learned from movies

Every shopping bag must have a stick of French bread poking out of it.
Jul 15th 2013, 6:00 PM 22,856 57

MOVIE LOGIC is its own special thing, isn’t it?

1. On stormy nights, people always sleep with their windows open

And the curtains billowing.

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2. When speaking on the telephone, it is not necessary to say ‘hello’ or ‘goodbye’

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3. All computers, everywhere, make that ‘typewriter’ sound when letters appear

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4. Lipstick never, ever rubs off

No matter what you’re doing. Scuba diving? Grand.

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5. The primary role of mothers is to cook giant breakfasts every morning

But nobody ever has time to eat them.

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6. Everyone sleeps in well-lit rooms with a bluish tinge

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7. No shopping trip is complete unless there is a stick of French bread sticking out of your grocery bag

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8. Married women like to apply hand cream before bed

Usually while talking to their husbands.

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9. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her

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10. Hangovers last approximately 20 seconds

Or the exact time it takes you to leave the house, after being woken up by a phone call

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11. Nobody ever needs to use the toilet

The only exception to this is dads in the morning, when their teenage kids are in the bathroom.

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12. Don’t worry about your car not starting. It will, but only on the third try.

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13. However, cars are extremely dangerous vehicles rigged to explode as soon as they leave a road

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14. You can always park directly outside the building you’re visiting

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15. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris

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16. And nobody ever gets morning breath.

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