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#Toilet Humour

This plumber's van is the definition of toilet humour

Real mature, guys.

From The42 'You’d almost hope that Eden Hazard would have diarrhoea' Toilet Humour

'You’d almost hope that Eden Hazard would have diarrhoea'

Joking aside, the Belgian defender has nothing but praise for his compatriot ahead of this weekend’s game.

From The42 Gary Lineker recalls that embarrassing Italia '90 moment with the perfect emoji Toilet Humour This post contains videos

Gary Lineker recalls that embarrassing Italia '90 moment with the perfect emoji

Remember the time he, erm, ‘relaxed’ himself during the World Cup Group F opener?

13 examples of toilet graffiti that will make you chuckle

Bathroom philosophers.

From TheJournal.ie 'Curry my yoghurt’ DUP MP says he would treat Irish Language Act 'like toilet paper' Toilet Humour

'Curry my yoghurt’ DUP MP says he would treat Irish Language Act 'like toilet paper'

Gregory Campbell also joked about his earlier controversial comments.

Does hovering over a public toilet actually make a difference?

What about a tissue throne?

Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell

It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.

Here's why builders in Ireland shouldn't ever slack off Toilet Humour This post contains videos

Here's why builders in Ireland shouldn't ever slack off

He’s taking the piss, surely?

From The42 When you gotta go... Jason Puncheon forced to leave the pitch as nature calls Toilet Humour This post contains videos

When you gotta go... Jason Puncheon forced to leave the pitch as nature calls

The question is… did he wash his hands?

From The42 Follow Friday: It's Shane McGrath FF This post contains images

Follow Friday: It's Shane McGrath

Every Friday we help point you in the right direction for some of the most interesting sport stars on the Twitter.

From TheJournal.ie The 9 at 9: Wednesday 9 At 9

The 9 at 9: Wednesday

Nine things you need to know by 9am: Developer Paddy Kelly says he likes walking after his BMW is seized; Brian Cowen’s plan to turn 83,000 into 250,000; and the Korean peninsula at loggerheads again – over a Christmas tree.

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR could face an ignominious premature exit from the UEFA Champions League after an embarrassing 3-2 defeat against BSC Young Boys of Bern in the first leg of their qualifier last night.

But the biggest talking point online last night wasn’t the football.

Instead, it was  the inevitable gags about the unusual name of Spurs’ opponents – as well as the fact that Young Boys play at the, ahem, Wankdorf stadium.

Here’s our (publishable) pick of how bad it got on Twitter:

On Boards.ie, meanwhile…

  • ntlbell: spurs could put these young boys to bed now
  • baldshin: Wonder if they’ll swap shirts after?
  • Mr.Nice Guy: If you allow Young Boys get on top of you you’re in trouble.
  • Raskolnikov: My favourite commentary moment from the first half from the Sky commentator: ”Can the Young Boys keep it up?”.
  • Nailz: Young Boys are toying with them
  • abouttobebanned: Has Harry Redknapp been watching any videos of young boys?

None of the jokes could come close, however, to Soccernet’s news piece about Young Boys’ new stadium being opened in 2005.

Spurs welcome Young Boys to White Hart Lane for the return leg in a week’s time.