#Toilet Humour
'You’d almost hope that Eden Hazard would have diarrhoea'
Joking aside, the Belgian defender has nothing but praise for his compatriot ahead of this weekend’s game.
Gary Lineker recalls that embarrassing Italia '90 moment with the perfect emoji
Remember the time he, erm, ‘relaxed’ himself during the World Cup Group F opener?
'Curry my yoghurt’ DUP MP says he would treat Irish Language Act 'like toilet paper'
Gregory Campbell also joked about his earlier controversial comments.
Does hovering over a public toilet actually make a difference?
What about a tissue throne?
Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell
It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.
Here's why builders in Ireland shouldn't ever slack off
He’s taking the piss, surely?
When you gotta go... Jason Puncheon forced to leave the pitch as nature calls
The question is… did he wash his hands?
Follow Friday: It's Shane McGrath
Every Friday we help point you in the right direction for some of the most interesting sport stars on the Twitter.
The 9 at 9: Wednesday
Nine things you need to know by 9am: Developer Paddy Kelly says he likes walking after his BMW is seized; Brian Cowen’s plan to turn 83,000 into 250,000; and the Korean peninsula at loggerheads again – over a Christmas tree.
The worst of the internet's 'Young Boys' gags
The Swiss beat Spurs – but are still on the receiving end of some questionable online wit. If you’re easily offended, don’t look.