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Meet the man with the world's biggest willy

In his mortifying new music video.

JONAH FALCON IS famous for one reason. And that is the inhumanly large size of his undercarriage.

His manhood – reported to be 9.5 inches when resting, and 13.5 inches when excited – has propelled him to semi-notability with many media appearances.

And he’s now released a song about it. Called It’s Too Big, and featuring on-fire lyrical expositions like:

It might just be / The biggest in history / No ruler can measure / Your massive huge peepee.

For obvious reasons, this song is in no way suitable for work.


In case you were in any doubt, Jonah has a message for you:

Right so.

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Michael Freeman

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