THIS GUY. What’s up with him?
OK, he needs to meet someone on his intellectual level, as provided by Elite Singles. But let’s just unpick this for a minute, shall we?
Take a look at the room he’s in, as annotated by DailyEdge.ie reader Neil Jackman:
- Skulls on the wall. Literally, skulls on the wall.
- A boat. Chicks dig boats.
- One candlestick. Because when you’re single, one is all you need.
- Fox head by the front door. WTF?
In conclusion: all of the things you thought about this guy are definitely true. He’s terrifying.
Thanks to Neil Jackman for spotting this dangerous threat and sending us the image!