THE ABBEYGLEN HOTEL near Clifden in Connemara is a lovely-looking place.
But to really give business a boost, they’ve had a promo video made. And frankly, it’s a wonderful new moment in the already-glorious history of Irish businesses’ promo videos.
Here are some highlights. It’s fair to say that this hotel has everything.
There’s an inexplicable conga line in the reception hall!
There are these rather erotic dance moves in the bedroom!
And the frankly disturbing symbolism of this cork-popping scene immediately afterwards!
There’s this auld lad winking!
There’s this dark-haired fella perfectly encapsulating the ambience of an Irish wedding in full swing!
There’s someone who looks an awful lot like Kathryn Thomas, dancing on a table!
And there’s a mystery parrot!
So, where do we check in?