SHARING A HOUSE can be a joyful, uplifting, life-affirming experience.
Or it can be a long, bitter, drawn-out war of attrition. These are the signs of the latter:
Being afraid to walk the floors in bare feet.
Reaching ‘professional’ level at Bin Jenga.
And its opposite: extravagant food-security measures.
Having to get adults out of bed.
The one person who leaves the bathroom looking like this.
You know them by the trail of droppings.
Lying awake listening to people… doing things.
Which sometimes descend into all-out ‘note wars’.
But here’s the thing: they’re your friends, so you can take revenge!
Happy co-habiting! Share your housemate peeves in the comments…