IT’S OFFICIAL. IRELAND’S two most eligible bachelors have been unveiled. Tinder gave Cosmopolitan an exclusive peak into the profiles of the top 30 most-fancied ‘UK user’. But don’t let the ‘UK’ part fool you – two fine Irish firs have made the list.
First off, here’s 24-year-old Peter, who’s a postgraduate student in Manchester.
*Makes the sign of the holy cross*
If you think glasses are dorky, you’d certainly have to reconsider your policy after this photo. As well as being blessed in the looks department, young Peter loves dogs. Is this the perfect man?
He also has a penchant for Penney’s, although he calls it Primark.. Hmm? If he’s putting baked beans on his breakfast fry instead of black pudding, we’re going to be swiping left.
Peter’s bio says he’s an ‘Irish Citizen with a British accent’.
If you need an EU passport without arousing the suspicions of your Brexit family, I’m your man. Dog ownership a plus. References available upon request.
He says he personalises his opening lines and his best date was going into Primark “with 10minutes and £15 to buy each other an outfit, and did a mini-golf course dressed up”.
He’ll swipe right for you if you seem to have a life outside social media, and will swipe left if all your photos are groups.
However, Peter has left out a vital piece of information – where in Ireland are his people from! How are you meant to dig out vague random connections you two might have (like if your second cousin’s next-door-neighbour’s best friend’s went on holidays with him once) if he doesn’t give you a county to work with.
Oh wait, another picture of perfect Peter. What were we saying?
Then we have Brian, who’s 28 and an Irish Dancer! An Irish man with sultry look and silky moves.
Brian’s Tinder bio describes him as a Southern-Irish guy.
Dancer in Riverdance and have travelled the world touring. Now teach kids. Primary-school teaching degree with German. Model. Love all sports; athletics, football, tennis. Animal lover – especially dogs!
He says his opening line is usually something about their bio, and his best date was a second date where they walked on Brighton Pier at sunset.
I was due to fly out that night, but changed it last-minute.
He says he’ll swipe right for someone physically active, and will swipe left if you seem cocky.
Importantly, Brian is much more forthcoming than Peter with the info you’re dying to hear – where he’s from. This premier man hails from ‘The Premier County’ itself: Tipperary! So quick, get texting any Gaeltacht friends or random connections you have from Lough Derg and see who can get you an introduction before he’s snapped up.
