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Everyone is baffled by this €33 dinosaur tail that's available to buy on ASOS

WHY IS THIS A THING?

ASOS IS HOME to loads of things that make you want to scream, “TAKE ALL MY MONEY!”

But it’s also home to a lot of, well, shite.

Case in point? This dinosaur tail that they’re pushing hard. 

Yes, that’s a £25 dinosaur tail that you strap onto your arse, because why not?

Why ASOS seems to think that every gal needs a dinosaur tail is beyond everyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The tail is designed by TellTails, who have a rather insufferable mission statement

On a mission to unleash your inner animal, TellTails’ designs are either stuffed ‘swooshers’ or bendable to fit your mood. Become a leopard, cunning fox or dancefloor-approved ‘Shinosaur’.

Hmm.

But we guess there’s a market for it because it’s somehow already sold out :O

Early Halloween outfit, perhaps?

dinoa Source: ASOS

Worry not, though — they still have loads of other tails on sale

Like this one.

shi Source: ASOS

And this one.

th Source: ASOS

You’ve outdone yourself this time, ASOS

 

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