ASOS IS HOME to loads of things that make you want to scream, “TAKE ALL MY MONEY!”
But it’s also home to a lot of, well, shite.
Case in point? This dinosaur tail that they’re pushing hard.
Yes, that’s a £25 dinosaur tail that you strap onto your arse, because why not?
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Why ASOS seems to think that every gal needs a dinosaur tail is beyond everyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The tail is designed by TellTails, who have a rather insufferable mission statement
On a mission to unleash your inner animal, TellTails’ designs are either stuffed ‘swooshers’ or bendable to fit your mood. Become a leopard, cunning fox or dancefloor-approved ‘Shinosaur’.
Hmm.
But we guess there’s a market for it because it’s somehow already sold out :O
Early Halloween outfit, perhaps?
Worry not, though — they still have loads of other tails on sale
Like this one.
And this one.
You’ve outdone yourself this time, ASOS
