BLOGGERS UNVEILED ARE still investigating many of the bloggers and influencers on the Irish scene making friends and enemies along the way. If they have a bit of spare time on their hands, we’d like to make some suggestions of other things they should investigate if they get the chance.
Bloggers unveiled is banksy
— Bryan 💀🤟🏻 (@positivebryan) June 18, 2018
1. What happened to Charlie’s eyebrows
While Charlie’s stint on Love Island was short lived (thanks for that Hayley) he created enough chatter with his very light eyebrows. While Hayley did suggest that he should get a tint done, we want to know if his eyebrows actually even exist. Get on it lads.
Gutted that Charlie’s eyebrows didn’t make it through airport customs.. #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/sNCUXks1Gc
— Love Island Banter (@BantsLoveIsland) June 12, 2018
2. Does the Blarney Stone actually give you the gift of the gab?
Thousands of American tourists will tell you it does but we only trust one account to find out the truth once and for all. Bring some mouth wash with you though, you don’t want to get a cold sore.
I don’t understand how people just kiss the Blarney Stone ??? That ain’t sanitary my dudes.
— michaela 👀 🐝 (@fabulousbatman) June 18, 2018
3. Where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from and where did he go?
It has a question that has plagued people for years. Just where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from? Where did he go? Is he ok? Has anyone seen him lately?
Why does "cotton eyed joe" keep coming up in my life recently. The past 4 days I've encountered that song in different forms. I'm scared and confused. I want it to stop.
— BigJennaTalia (@BigJennaTalia) June 15, 2018
4. Does Longford actually exist?
We’ve heard the rumours but we cannot actually confirm if they’re true or not. Has anyone ever met someone from Longford? Has anyone actually been to Longford? Come on Bloggers Unveiled. We need someone to uncover the truth.
Is Longford even a real place??
— Leon Diop (@DiopLeon) June 15, 2018
5. Why is Eamon Dunphy still a pundit?
Eamon Dunphy has already outdone himself this World Cup by claiming that Brazil have no good players except Neymar. We need an investigation into why RTÉ continue to use him as a pundit when there are much better pundits out there such as Keith Andrew’s hair.
Someone FOI how much of my licence fee is going to Dunphy, because, if it's more than my bus fare, it's too much
— Steve O'Rourke (@steveohrourke) June 17, 2018
6. Who is the mysterious third RTÉ presenter earning over €300,000?
We all have suspicions who this might be but we need it confirmed. It could be someone really left field in fairness. Marty Morrissey could have a secret Lamborghini or maybe Zig, Zag, Podge and Rodge are all living a lavish life for puppets with Dustin the Turkey. We need to know.
FLASHBACK: Rare photo of #PodgeAndRodge spotted in Dublin, at the only place they would be spotted in Dublin! pic.twitter.com/PyN8nFioyf
— Double Z (@DoubleZCreative) April 18, 2018
7. What is a tracker mortgage?
We all liked to pretend that we understood everything that went on during the Boom when in reality most of us did not. It seems we may need to become familiar with tracker mortgages again so time to get Bloggers Unveiled on the case.
I’m just wondering if that guy on the bus who didn’t know what a tracker mortgage was ever got the answer. #tracker #imconcerned
— Paul Mc Guinness (@paulmcguinness6) June 12, 2018
8. Who is Becky with the good hair?
We never really got any clarification from Bey on who ‘Becky with the good hair’ was and frankly that’s not good enough. The world deserves to know just exactly who they are and how good their hair really is.
Has anybody checked on “Becky with the good hair” after the internet destroyed her? I mean, her hair was good
— Chris Redd (@Reddsaidit) June 9, 2018
