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8 other things we would like Bloggers Unveiled to investigate
We need a crack team.

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BLOGGERS UNVEILED ARE still investigating many of the bloggers and influencers on the Irish scene making friends and enemies along the way. If they have a bit of spare time on their hands, we’d like to make some suggestions of other things they should investigate if they get the chance.

1. What happened to Charlie’s eyebrows

While Charlie’s stint on Love Island was short lived (thanks for that Hayley) he created enough chatter with his very light eyebrows. While Hayley did suggest that he should get a tint done, we want to know if his eyebrows actually even exist. Get on it lads.

2. Does the Blarney Stone actually give you the gift of the gab?

Thousands of American tourists will tell you it does but we only trust one account to find out the truth once and for all. Bring some mouth wash with you though, you don’t want to get a cold sore.

3. Where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from and where did he go?

It has a question that has plagued people for years. Just where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from? Where did he go? Is he ok? Has anyone seen him lately?

4. Does Longford actually exist?

We’ve heard the rumours but we cannot actually confirm if they’re true or not. Has anyone ever met someone from Longford? Has anyone actually been to Longford? Come on Bloggers Unveiled. We need someone to uncover the truth.

5. Why is Eamon Dunphy still a pundit?

Eamon Dunphy has already outdone himself this World Cup by claiming that Brazil have no good players except Neymar. We need an investigation into why RTÉ continue to use him as a pundit when there are much better pundits out there such as Keith Andrew’s hair.

6. Who is the mysterious third RTÉ presenter earning over €300,000?

We all have suspicions who this might be but we need it confirmed. It could be someone really left field in fairness. Marty Morrissey could have a secret Lamborghini or maybe Zig, Zag, Podge and Rodge are all living a lavish life for puppets with Dustin the Turkey. We need to know.

7. What is a tracker mortgage?

We all liked to pretend that we understood everything that went on during the Boom when in reality most of us did not. It seems we may need to become familiar with tracker mortgages again so time to get Bloggers Unveiled on the case.

8. Who is Becky with the good hair?

We never really got any clarification from Bey on who ‘Becky with the good hair’ was and frankly that’s not good enough. The world deserves to know just exactly who they are and how good their hair really is.

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